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archibald went online
archibald changed his name to "jailee"
Jailee: i need yoyr help gays
juggie went online
juggie: what is it jAiLeE
juggie: wait-
juggie: why did i do that?
juggie: anyways
juggie: why the name "Jailee"
juggie: are you in jail-
jailee: yup 🥺
juggie: umm how are you texting and WHY ARE YOU IN JAIL
jailee: my attorney gave me her phone
juggie: you have an attorney,
juggie: AN ATTORNEY
veronikins went online
veronikins: what is happening-
veronikins: ARCHIBALD ANDREWS WHAT
jailee: hey ron-ron
veronikins: WHY ARE YOU IN JAIL
juggie: YEAH ARCH
juggie: WHY ARE YOU IN JAIL
jailee: me and reggie were trying to rob this bank we were acting like we will switch the safes in the bank with our safe switch company
jailee: you have to admit, smart right
juggie: why is that so fami-
juggie: DID YOU GET THIS FROM THE GOOD PLACE
jailee: woah you no the show?
juggie: YEAH ITS LIKE HUGE
veronikins: *clears throat* what is the "good place"
juggie: First of all, it's "The good place" or tgp which is a tv show where a bunch of people die and go to the good place "heaven". Eleanor, the main character, is mistaken for another Eleanor and wreaks havoc in the good place. Chidi, the love interest, helps Eleanor become a good person in order to earn her place in the good place-
juggie: JUST WATCH THE SHOW
jailee went offline
veronikins: okay i will
veronikins: baiiii
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HBIC went online
juggie: guess i'm alone now
HBIC: DID I JUST SEE
HBIC: THE GOOD PLACE
juggie: YEAH
HBIC: OMG I LOVE THAT SHOW
HBIC: ITS THE ONLY REASON I LIVE
HBIC: also Toni
HBIC: love Toni
HBIC: ANYWAYS YOU KNOW TGP
juggie: YEAH BETTY INTRODUCED ME TO IT AND I IMMEDIATELY LOVED IT
HBIC: ITS THE BEST SHOW IN THE ENTIRE WORLD
juggie: i mean-
HBIC: I N
HBIC: T H E
HBIC: E N T I R E
HBIC: W O R L D
juggie: well then
juggie: DO YOU SHIP CHELEANOR
HBIC: YES ITS THE BEST ON-SCREEN COUPLE ON THE UNIVERSE
juggie: but what about Janet amd Jason
HBIC: ALSO THEM
juggie: IM SO SAD THAT THE SHOW IS ENDING
HBIC: ME TOO
juggie: wait- why am i here again
juggie: RIGHT ARCHIE AND REGGIE ARE IN JAIL
HBIC: wait
HBIC: W H A T
juggie: HE DID DONKEY DOUG AND JASON'S PLAN.
HBIC: REALLY?!
HBIC: those dumbelles
HBIC: IMMA CALL A LAWYER
juggie: and i'm going to call Betty because idk what to do in this situation and she mostly knows everything
juggie: SHE'S LIKE AMY FROM B99 BUT NOT AS LIKE AMY
HBIC: OMG YOU WATCH B99 TOO-
HBIC: this is too much to handle i'm calling Toni
HBIC: SHE'S MY ROSA TO MY GINA
juggie: IM CRYING
HBIC: okay the last few minutes never happened
juggie: agreed
juggie went offline
HBIC went offline
honey went online
honey: WHAT THE FU-
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*scene cuts*
Ooh Archie and Reggie in jail
what will happen next?
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𝚁𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚍𝚊𝚕𝚎 𝙶𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚙 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚝
Fanfictionthis has full of hormones from teenagers who can do nothing but text in a group chat notes to consider: •it gets very sad when the story progresses •archie's grammar deteriorates •some chapters don't make sense ❥started on: July 15, 2019 time:...
