𝚁𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚍𝚊𝚕𝚎 𝙶𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚙 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚝

sHe gOn dIE

Wifi Available             3:30 AM

Chat Name:
Starbucks Cult

betty<3 went online
betty<3 removed jugjones

betty<3: me and jug broke up

queenv went online

queenv: WHAT

queenv: @cherylbombshell @gaykeller @txnitxpaz

HBIC went online

HBIC: why did you wake me up

HBIC: OMG COUSIN WHY

🏳️‍🌈 went online

🏳️‍🌈: SIS WHAAAAT

🏳️‍🌈: IM GONNA DIE

🏳️‍🌈: YOU KILLED ME

betty<3: i was walking to his trailer and when i opened the door

queenv: it's okay if you're not ready to tell it yet

HBIC: what, I don't get anything in that sentence TELL ME THE STORY

betty<3: i saw him on top of another girl...

queenv: WHAT DID THE GIRL LOOK LIKE

HBIC: IMMA KILL HER

🏳️‍🌈: SHE GON DIE

betty<3: You're just gonna beat her up when you see her.

HBIC: OF COURSE WE WILL

queenv: AND ALSO JUGHEAD

🏳️‍🌈: HES GONNA DIE FROM HIS INJURIES

betty<3: yeah um

betty<3: Wait, Jug's calling me

🏳️‍🌈: DONT. ANSWER.

betty<3: I have too.

betty went offline

HBIC: Kevin, Commence Operation Pac-man.

🏳️‍🌈: BRB

queenv: i'll get the fashionable jumpsuits!!!

🏳️‍🌈 went offline
queenv went offline

HBIC: okay, i'm gonna train

hbic went offline

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10 minutes later
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HBIC went online
queenv went online
🏳️‍🌈 went online

HBIC: ARE YOU READY

queenv: YES

🏳️‍🌈: WE GON BEAT HIS A$$

HBIC: LETS GO

HBIC went offline
queenv went offline
🏳️‍🌈 went offline
betty<3 went online
betty<3 added jugjones

betty<3: I think the prank went too far.

jugjones: am i gonna die?

betty<3: yup

betty<3: That's what being friends is like, Jug

jugjones: i'm hiding in a closet

jugjones: OH MY GOD, THEY HAVE A KNIFE!

betty<3: im coming

jugjones: that's what she said

betty<3: you know what Nevermind

jugjones: WHAT?! NO, PLEASE COME SAVE ME.

jugjones:🥺

betty<3: Good luck, Jug.

jugjones: I'LL SAY YES TO ANYTHING FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK

betty<3: Anything?

jugjones: A N Y T H I N G

betty<3: Okay

HBIC went online
queenv went online
🏳️‍🌈 went online

🏳️‍🌈: BOOM

queenv: YA GOT PRANKED

HBIC: now you have to do anything for Betty for the rest of the week

HBIC: and it's Tuesday

jugjones: WHAT

jugjones: EXPLAIN YOURSELVES

🏳️‍🌈: well we pranked you to do Betty's bidding for the week

jugjones: so who was the person holding a knife?

queenv: knife? What knife?

jugjones went offline

betty<3: JUGGIE?!

betty<3: Wait, no it's probably another prank, right?

queenv: ...

HBIC: ...

🏳️‍🌈: ...

betty<3: AHHHHHHH

betty<3 went offline

🏳️‍🌈: Betty's reaction-

HBIC: We should probably check on him, someone might have murdered beanie boi

🏳️‍🌈: Wait- this isn't a prank?

queenv: no?

🏳️‍🌈: HOLY SHT

🏳️‍🌈 went offline

queenv: Let's go and help

HBIC: i'll call the others
read at 5:06am

queenv went offline
HBIC went offline

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Welp, Jughead's ded again