𝙰𝚝 𝚙𝚘𝚙'𝚜, 𝚘𝚗 𝙹𝚞𝚗𝚎 𝟹𝟶𝚝𝚑 𝚊𝚝 𝟾:𝟹𝟸 𝚊𝚖, 𝙹𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝙹𝚘𝚗𝚎𝚜 𝚏𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚊 𝚑𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚒𝚋𝚕𝚎 𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚛𝚞𝚗𝚜 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚛 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚑𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚎 𝚋𝚛𝚘𝚔𝚎 𝚞𝚙 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚛𝚊𝚗 𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚜𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚊𝚢 𝚜𝚘𝚛𝚛𝚢.
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚐𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚜𝚖𝚘𝚘𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚢 𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚜𝚢𝚌𝚑𝚘 𝚏𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝚘𝚏 𝚑𝚒𝚜, 𝚅𝚎𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚊 𝙲𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚕𝚒𝚊 𝙻𝚘𝚍𝚐𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙺𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚗 𝙺𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚛, 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚏𝚕𝚎𝚠 𝚒𝚗 𝚅𝚎𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚊'𝚜 𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚟𝚊𝚝𝚎 𝚓𝚎𝚝 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝙷𝚊𝚛𝚟𝚊𝚛𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚁𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚍𝚊𝚕𝚎, 𝚜𝚞𝚌𝚌𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚏𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚔𝚒𝚍𝚗𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚔𝚒𝚍 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚒𝚖.
𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚘𝚢'𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚜 𝚞𝚗𝚍𝚎𝚛 𝚊 "𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚑𝚘𝚘𝚍" 𝚕𝚎𝚍 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝚝𝚘 𝚊 𝚍𝚎𝚌𝚒𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚑𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚋𝚎𝚝𝚝𝚢 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚖𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚒𝚎𝚍, 𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚕 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚋𝚎 𝚖𝚊𝚒𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝚑𝚘𝚗𝚘𝚛 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚊𝚛𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚋𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚖𝚊𝚗.
jug: *under the hood*
veronica, let me go or i SWEAR TO GOD
*a bag comes flying to his head and hits him, hard*
jug: VERONICA
ronnie: oh shut it. i'm taking you to betty's
jug: really?!
ronnie: no, i'm taking you to dilton's bunker
jug: WHAT
𝚠𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚕𝚎𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝚍𝚒𝚕𝚝𝚘𝚗'𝚜 𝚋𝚞𝚗𝚔𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚘𝚗 𝟷𝟿𝟽𝟸, 𝚊 𝚔𝚒𝚍 𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚎𝚍 𝙳𝚒𝚕𝚝𝚘𝚗 𝙳𝚘𝚒𝚕𝚎𝚢 𝚖𝚊𝚍𝚎 𝚊 𝚋𝚞𝚗𝚔𝚎𝚛 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚋𝚢 𝚑𝚒𝚖𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚏. 𝚠𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚎 𝚖𝚊𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚞𝚗𝚔𝚎𝚛, 𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚎𝚕𝚕 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚐𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚍 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚒𝚖𝚙𝚊𝚕𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚎𝚝𝚊𝚕 𝚙𝚒𝚙𝚎 𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚞𝚗𝚔𝚎𝚛.
𝙻𝚎𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚜𝚊𝚢𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚋𝚘𝚍𝚢 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚋𝚞𝚒𝚕𝚝 𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚋𝚞𝚗𝚔𝚎𝚛 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚐𝚑𝚘𝚜𝚝 𝚑𝚊𝚞𝚗𝚝𝚜 𝚒𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚍𝚊𝚢
ronnie: you believed that story?
jug: *scoffs* no
*the car stops*
jug: where the hell are we veronica
ronnie: KEVIN! come in! how's moving into harvard?
kevin: *sits down* i LOVE it
ronnie: i miss you so much kev
kevin: me too
jug: *coughs*
kevin: VERONICA!!!!
Ronnie: what?
kevin: I WANTED TO TAKE PART IN THE KIDNAPPING!
jug: you're both psychos
kevin & ronnie: *insane laughing*
ronnie: we don't want our best friend to find out that i broke her trust so
kevin: oooh! we need to walk from here
ronnie: you'll get jug to the bunker, i'll clean it up
kevin: got it
*a few minutes later*
*kevin takes the hood off Jughead*
let's say the bunker looks like how it looks like when kev and moose fricked
Kevin: tada!
*jug tries to get up but his feet and arms are tied up*
kevin: i was in a club for tying sailor knots *unties his arms an feet slowly*
ronnie: *sitting in a chair*
code: buwra is happening
kevin: you stay here *pointing at jug*
jug: *stands up* kevin i will kill you
kevin: not if i burn your beanie first
jug: bish, betty knitted that
kevin: exactly
kevin: *takes v's hand* let's go
jug: hey what about- *door shuts and he's alone*
jug: sigh
•————☁️————•
welp, it is confirmed kevin and veronica are psychos
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𝚁𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚍𝚊𝚕𝚎 𝙶𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚙 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚝
Fanfictionthis has full of hormones from teenagers who can do nothing but text in a group chat notes to consider: •it gets very sad when the story progresses •archie's grammar deteriorates •some chapters don't make sense ❥started on: July 15, 2019 time:...
