*me slamming door into Wattpad*
*you thinking that this was a chapter*
*sits down in chair in a studio that looks like ellen*
me: WELCOME TO BooP NewS IN RVD GC!!!!!
you: what- i wanna read another chapter, saki not read whatever you'll write.
me: SHUT UP AND READ
me: *sighs intensely*
me: so, if you watched this night's episode, you might notice that spoiler alert BETTY ACTIN' REAL SUSPICIOUS
you: i HAVE [or not idk]
me: WELL BUCKLE THE FRICK UP
me: AND LET'S GO TO THE WRITER'S ROOM OR WHATEVER
you: isn't that illega-
*studio moves like a car*
you: is this a car?
me: I DON'T HAVE MONEY OKAY???!
you: bro-
me to the writer's room:
writer 1: ANOTHER FAN? honestly i'm tired
me: WELL I'M TIRED OF YOUR BULLCRAP
you: *gasp*
writer 2: call security
me: they be scared at me
writer 1: really?
me: *gets cup and crushes it in one hand*
writer 3: that was a.... plastic cup
you: SAKI JUST TELL EM
me:*breathes in intensly*
writer 4: well leave them to her
me: WHO's HER-
*LILI PAULINE REINHART WALKS IN*
me: OMG LILI I LOVE YOU
lili: hi
me: SHE KNOWS I EXIST AHHHHHHHHH
you: let's go before you go crazy, saki
me: LILI DON'T LET HER TAKE ME
me: *is almost gone* NOOOoOooOo
*we leave the room*
writer 2: works everytime
Lili: well, i gotta go. call me when there's another fan
*LILI REINHART LEAVE THE ROOM*
now everything's so gloom
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i'm crazy but this is just me screaming at the tv
YOU ARE READING
𝚁𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚍𝚊𝚕𝚎 𝙶𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚙 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚝
Fanfictionthis has full of hormones from teenagers who can do nothing but text in a group chat notes to consider: •it gets very sad when the story progresses •archie's grammar deteriorates •some chapters don't make sense ❥started on: July 15, 2019 time:...
