𝚠𝚒𝚏𝚒 𝚊𝚟𝚊𝚒𝚕𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎 𝟿:𝟹𝟶𝚙𝚖
𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚎:
"𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚊𝚌𝚜' 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚝"
jughead went online
jughead added hayleys
jughead: everyone get online
rainbow king went online
rainbow king: why would i-
rainbow king: OMG
rainbow king: THE INFAMOUS HAYLEY
hayleys: and why am i infamous?
rainbow king: just you wait
rainbow king: @queenv @bettscooper @cherylbombshell @jugjones @txnitxpaz
raven went online
red went online
pinkie went online
peaches went online
red: kevin, please tell me there's a reason for your mentions
hayleys: well
raven: OMG HAYLEY
hayleys: hi and who are you?
raven: i'm Veronica Lodge
red: i'm Cheryl Blossom, follow me
pinkie: and i'm Toni Topaz
peaches: don't you forget about me
peaches: don't, don't, don't, don't
jughead: and this is betty
peaches: hi
hayleys: betty cooper, heard a lot about you
peaches: yup, i'm pretty famous around here
raven: before everything gets awkward because betty is jug's ex why don't we talk about Hayley
hayleys: you dated betty?!
raven: ok jug this is on you
jughead: i already told her
hayleys: you haven't
jughead: i haven't told her
peaches: maybe i should leave
hayleys: wait- no
hayleys: i'm sorry, it's just, jug never told me this. i thought i had the right to know as your girlfriend
peaches: you should've known the things he kept from me
peaches: never told me where did he go every night
hayleys: wait- when did you two broke up?
raven: BUGHEAD BROKE UP AT JUNE 30TH IT WAS SAD DAY
rainbow king: and now, it's July 3
red: and i said "it was the end of an era"
red: you can quote me on that
hayleys: but we met on the 20th
peaches: wait-
pinkie: if my math was correct-
rainbow king: JUGHEAD JONES YOU SON OF A BIOTCH
jughead: I KNOW I KNOW
hayleys: betty, i'm so sorry
peaches: it's okay. let's beat up jug though
hayleys: i would love that
jughead: i was drunk!
raven: and you shouldn't have been because you're just 18 bro
jughead: fine, i take full responsibility
hayleys: oh, daughter of the infamous black hood, would you do the honors?
raven: hayley-
peaches: no, i have grown
jughead: what's happening
peaches: what's happening is we're still gonna be friends ok, hayley and jug?
hayleys: if we beat him up
rainbow king: or he could pay for counseling, he broke my heart
raven: or maybe he could do all of us a favor without backing out
pinkie: what if we embarrass him
jughead: i'm right here
red: omg what if everything that all of you said except Kevin's, he will do.
hayleys: i'm in
jughead: what-
red went offline
pinkie went offline
peaches went offline
raven went offline
rainbow king went offline
jughead: i should probably go out of town
jughead went offline
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and then the day after, they beat jug's hat which was way worse than getting beat up he said.
honestly, 65 parts of weirdness also Hayley isn't gonna last long. lmao i'm joking, she's gonna be there forever and ever and ever or is she? which is the truth and which is the lie?
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Fanfictionthis has full of hormones from teenagers who can do nothing but text in a group chat notes to consider: •it gets very sad when the story progresses •archie's grammar deteriorates •some chapters don't make sense ❥started on: July 15, 2019 time:...
