𝚁𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚍𝚊𝚕𝚎 𝙶𝚛𝚘𝚞𝚙 𝙲𝚑𝚊𝚝

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𝚠𝚒𝚏𝚒 𝚊𝚟𝚊𝚒𝚕𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚎       𝟿:𝟸𝟾𝚊𝚖

𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚎:
"konnie & jug"

v went online

v: YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO RIGHT?

j went online

j: yeah, you just told me repeatedly for about and hour and 25 minutes

gaystein went online

gaystein: were you counting

j: no i was using magic

j: ofc i was counting biotch

gaystein: well-

v: let's tell choni!

j: w u t

j: n o

gaystein: yes we need the power couple in our ranks

gaystein: since veronica and archie is single, and bughead broke up

v: what about u?

gaystein: his name's moose

v: I FKIN SHIP IT

j: im still here

gaystein: scoff

j: did you just scoff

gaystein: yes i did

v: i'm adding choni now

j: VERONICA NO DONT-

v added cherylbombshell and txnitxpaz
v changed cherylbombshell's name to c
v changed txnitxpaz's name to t
v changed the chat name to "konnie, choni, and single jug"

j: ouch

gaystein: for once, jughead's the single biotch in the group

t: i don't have time for this

t: i need to pack for college

gaystein: where ya going?

t: harvard

gaystein: omg me too

t: let's be roommates

gaystein: YES

v: did any of us picked up arch when bughead announced they broke up

v: rip the cutest ship in the universe

v: choni is the most badass tho

c: i agree

j: i didn't, i was crying

gaystein: JUGHEAD JONES CRYING???????

t: that's a rare sight

c: this is only once in a lifetime

c: well except jughead crying at betty's wedding

j: are you saying that betty will be married to another person-

c: it is college, most people drift apart or grow stronger together

c: me and tt will be the latter

t: you're scaring him cher

gaystein: yeah he isn't texting rn-

j: boo, i ain't scared

j: betty cab marri any guy shw wants

j: *can *marry *she

t: wtf happened to your grammar

j: betty🥺

gaystein: this boi's whipped

v: no one answered my question

v: where's archie-

c: maybe he's still in pop's

t: hahahahahahaha

gaystein: hahahahahahaha

v: ahhahahahahahahahah

j: hahahahahahahahah

gaystein: wait-

t: oh shitake he's still in pop's sleeping

j: it's been three days

c: is he ded?

v: let's go check

c went offline
v went offline
j went offline
t went offline
gaystein went offline

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ar🐓s

b:
arch! stop it you're
gonna wake my parents!

ar🐓s:
not my fault
you cry so loud

b:
i have just gone
through a breakup also some other sad things i know

b:
what are you
crying about?

ar🐓s:
rick and morty
s4 ep6 hasn't been
released yet 🥺🥺🥺

b:
you watch r&m-
that's for smart people

ar🐓s:
i'm smart

b:
then what is 4x20?

ar🐓s:
69?

b:
sigh

•————☁️————•
barchie talking and jughead pining, also v, kev, and choni
i have the power to break your heart so read with caution