Eddie kaspbrak x reader

Chapter 4

Ed: Take everything but the delicious meals, my mom loves them.

You're all in Ed's kitchen stuffing your backpacks full of food. You go to grab a waggon wheel when your hand touches Stan's.

Stan: Oh sorry.
Y/n: Don't worry about it.
Ed: Bill, first you said the barrons, now you're saying the quarry. I mean what if we get caught?

You have to admit, Eddie's rambling could be annoying, but you found it sweet.

Bill: T-they're the p-p-public works r-right? And w-we're the p-public, right?
Rich: Hey Eddie, these birth control pills?
Ed: Yeah, and I'm saving them for your sister.
Rich: Why not save them for y/n?
Y/n. Ew Rich. And I'm pretty sure Eddie will never have sex, he's too scared of getting aids.
Ed: She's right, do you know how many people get STDs a year?
Stan: Can we go now?

You go to walk out the door but Ed's mom stops you guys. She really doesn't like you so you edge further outside.

Sonia: Eddie bear, where you guys off to in such a rush?
Bill: Just m-my backyard M-Mrs K, I g-got a..
Rich: A new Croquet set, jeez spit it out B-bill.
Sonia: Okay but don't go rolling around on the grass, you know how bad your allergies can get.

Your opinion on eddies obsession with his asthma: you knew it had something to do with his mom. You've seen Eddie run and he never get wheezy but his mom forced him to carry a whole pharmacy in his fannypack.

Ed: Yes mommy.
Sonia: Aren't you forgetting something?

Eddie just sighs and gives Sonia a peck on the cheek. The boys laugh but you think its cute.

Rich: Do you want one from me mrs k?
Y/n: No one wants one from you rich.
Ed: Sorry mommy.

You get on your board and ride off to the sewers.

Stan: That's poison ivy, that's poison ivy and that's poison ivy.
Ed: Where, where's the poison ivy?
Y/n: Nowhere Eddie don't worry.
Rich: Yeah not every plants fucking poison Stan.
Y/n: Not every sentence needs fuck in it either Richie.
Rich: Such a mom.

You, Bill and Richie make your way into the sewer.

Rich: Aren't you guys coming in?
Ed: Ugh ugh that's grey water.
Rich: What the hells grey water?
Ed: It's basically piss and shit; so I'm just telling you, you guys are basically splashing around in millions of Derry pee.
Y/n: Ew I'm getting out. Richie move.
Rich: With pleasure.

You take a step out and that little son of a bitch reaches out his foot and trip you up. Before you fall into watery shit, Eddie grasps your hand and pulls you out of the tunnel.

Y/n: Thanks Ed.
Ed: It's okay, I just didn't want you to catch aids from the water.
Rich: What's even wrong with the water anyway?
Ed: I just said: it's basically piss and shit.

Richie lifts a stick from within the tunnel up to his nose.

Rich: Doesn't smell like cacá to me senior.
Y/n: Don't be fucking disgusting.
Ed: Yeah, that's so unsanitary, you're literally-
Bill: G-guys.

He's holding some sort of shoe in his hand.
Stan goes to say something and has a voice crack. Bless Stan the man.

Stan: ShIt don't tell me that's-
Bill: N-no G-Georgie wore g-galoshes.
Ed: Whose are they?
Rich: Betty ripsom.
Ed: Shit. Oh god. Oh fuck. I don't like this at all!
Rich: How do you think Betty feels- running round these tunnels in only one fucking shoe.
Y/n: Not the time for jokes.
Bill: I-if I-I was B-Betty R-Ripsom I'd w-want us t-to find m-me.
Stan: But-

Suddenly the water splashes behind us and Stan yelps.

Stan: AgH-

You turn and some boy you recognise rises from the water looking like he'd come from the sewers.

Rich: Holy shit what happened to you?

A/n: I know I skipped a bit of the scene but there was too much diologue to really see a point of view. The next chapter is bought to you by Henry bowers mullet❤️