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me complaining about wattpad

ok before you read this you should know i'm a scaredy-cat

stand on a cliff several thousand feet in the air? no biggie. ride a roller coaster? yippee! see a movie for children that has only mildly terrifying scenes?

ksdjnfkjsndjnfjksndihfnkjsnkjdijn i'm about to die.

anything visual terrifies me. i can read murder books. i can read mystery novels. but can i watch a horror movie or mystery movie?

big. fat. no.

heck, i got scared watching the murder on orient express because i thought people we going to come shoot me. i became terrified of closets after watch a play called coraline. i heard there was a movie, and i was like, n e v e r.

so imagine my glee when i see wattpad advertising something called the grudge. i'm terrified, and i've only seen a second of the ads.

black hair slinking across a tiled floor? it's so. terrifying.

moving text in a terrifying font? i'm getting out of there asap.

a screaming face that's drawn? kill me now.

i hate it. i can't read my books in peace because wattpad. only. advertises. this. thing.

hElP