BAL CRACK HEADS!!!!

Milk

Mal: yo bruh

Ben: sup

Mal: Where's ma milk

Ben: what you mean?

Mal: i saw you drinkin ma milk last night

Ben: gurl what u talkin bout

Mal: i👏saw👏you👏drinkin👏ma👏milk👏last night

Ben: but i didnt

Mal:yes you did

Ben: nu uh

Mal: yu huh

Ben: YOU DO THIS EVERY TIME!

Mal: CUZ U DRINK IT EVERY TIME!!

Ben: I TOLD YOU I DIDNT

Mal: I AM NOT GOING TO KEEP BUYING MILK BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS DRINK IT

Ben: WELL WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?! NOT DRINK IT?!??

Mal: AHAH!

Ben: WHAT

Mal: you just said you drank it

Ben: no i didnt

Mal: yeah you did. You said and I quote: "WeLL wHat AM i sUpPosed tO Do?! NOt dRiNK It?!??"

Mal: meaning you did drink it.

Ben: N- you know what fine. I did drink it. I'm sorry. Now can we please stop fighting.

Mal: thank you and sure. Now since I can't drink milk I'll eat my strawberries. I've been waiting for these sin-

Mal: Ben....

Ben: what

Mal: WHERE ARE MY STRAWBERRIES?!

Ben: NOT AGAIN!

Meanwhile our main couple are bickering....

David: I drank it. I drank the milk. And ate the strawberries. I love seeing them fight. One day I will get Mal for myself....

Ben: HEY I HEARD THAT!

David: GOTTA RUN! BYE BYE READERSS!! AGHHHHHH!!!

The end

Yo bruh
-Gangster Mal, queen of Auradon