BAL CRACK HEADS!!!!

Locked up with Auradon

*Ben and Mal are cuddled in a love seat and looking at each other.*

Hades: Urgh.....why do you always have to look at each other like that?!?

Mal: Why do you always have to be around when Ben and I are having a moment?

Hades: To make sure nothing happens! Duhh

Ben: Don't worry dad-

Hades: Its Hades bro. You lost your chance.

Ben: Let's see about that. *gives him his best puppy eyes.*

......

Hades: Why are you making rat eyes?!?

Ben: *gives him his babiest pout.*

........

Hades: Why do you loook constipated all of a sudden??

Hades: do you need mal to get medicine?? Mal!! Your so called husband is constipated?! Now do something!!

Ben: Im not constipated!

Mal: Ben, did you eat something weird? Pickles and cream cheese is not a good mix..

Ben: i didn't eat anything weird! I just did my adorable puppy face!

Mal: oh uh-

Hades: that was your puppy face?? Man you suck!

Ben: what hey-

Hades: let me show you how it's done

*hades does the puppy dog eyes.*

Mal: WOAH! HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!

Hades: practice. How do you think I get free pizzas every day😏

Mal: man ben you got competition!

Ben: all I wanted is to call hades dad.....🥺😢

The end

It's Hades bro
-hades