Mal : I'm the one and only person for you!! I so freaking love you babe !!
Ben : are you seriously telling your strawberries that you love them ?!? What about me ?!?!? I THOUGHT I WAS YOU'RE ONE AND ONLY ?!?
Mal: yeahhhhhh but you're my second option! Strawberries always comes first!
Ben : yo....that's mean !!
Mal : bruhhhh you did the same with your chips!!
Ben : That's different....my chips and I have been through a lot....together....this one summer, my parents kept telling me that if I kept eating my chips, I would become fat. But I didn't listen to them. My chips gave me inspiration to always keep doing what makes me happy, aka eating potato chips.
Mal: wow bro! That was deep....
Ben : I know right........
Mal : Wait a minute......
Ben : what ???
Mal : did you just say that the only thing that makes you happy are your chips ?!?!? YOU PREFER A STUPID BAG OF CHIPS TO ME ?!?
Ben : OKAY FIRST OF ALL, BOB ISN'T STUPID!HE IS THE SMARTEST POTATO CHIP ON THE LAND. SO F*UCK OFF
Belle : BENJAMIN!! DID YOU JUST CURSE?!?!
Ben : ARGHHH !! MAL, DEAR, MY TRUE LOVE, MY ONE AND ONLY, PLEASE HELP ME !!
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Mal : Nahhhhh
The end
Nahhhhh
-Mal
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