Ben: Mal....Im scared of the dark.
Mal: *sighs* why?
Ben: because of the monsters.
Mal: monsters don't exist Ben.
Ben: You exist.
Mal: EXCUSE ME?! Did you just call me a monster?!
Ben: i mean yeah. You can turn into a dragon and I'm scared of you. But it's fine! You're a nice monster!
Mal: YOU'RE STILL CALLING ME A MONSTER?!
Ben: BUT I CALLED YOU A NICE MONSTER!!?!
Mal: THATS STILL CALLING ME A MONSTER?!
Ben: IM SORRY OK?!
Mal: you're sleeping on the couch.
Ben: but Malllll the couch is uncomfortable!!
Mal: well that's your fault. Out!!
Ben: *he wimpers while going out of the room* ok....
The end
BUT I CALLED YOU A NICE MONSTER!!?!
-Ben
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