Ben: You're so pretty!
Mal: Oh uh thanks bro....you're uh decent looking.
Ben: than- wait what?? Excuse me?
Mal: what?
Ben: i mean I just called you pretty and you responded that I'm decent looking?!
Mal: yea?
Ben: Do you know how that makes me feel??
Mal: no? Should I?
Ben: Mal, sweetheart,sugar bear, honey and all the other stupid cheesy nicknames! I spend a WHOLE hour to perfect my hair, to get my porcelain face and to dress accordingly and you have the audacity of calling me DECENT LOOKING?!
Mal: yes? Ben, i dont see the big deal? I can't call you pretty cause you're a dude.
Ben: YOU CAN CALL ME HANDSOME OR BETTER YET CHARMING?!
Mal: isn't that Chad's last name?
Ben: MAL?! You know what, I just want you to apologize.
Mal: okay? Im sorry?
Ben:WITH MORE MEANING S'IL VOUS PLAIT?!
Mal: ok fine! Chill! Im sorry i called you decent looking when I should've call you handsome " or better yet charming"
Ben: thank you! Doesn't that feel better?
Mal: uh sure?
Ben: thought so. Your dress is pretty today. Really brings out your beautiful eyes!
Mal: thanks.
Ben: thats all???
Mal: oh uh sorry. You uh have a ok looking suit?? It looks like a furry carpet?!
Ben: YOU TAKE THAT BACK! THIS IS COUTURE?!!?
Mal: shit not again. Oh uh oops! I mean shoot! Gotta keep it pg 13 in here🤗.
The end
than- wait what?? Excuse me?
-Ben, the fashionista
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