(Kinda spoilers? Even tho this happens in the first 5ish chapters)
America gets blackmailed into kidnapping Poland for Cyprus; his form tutor, as Cyprus is afraid that Germany will fall in love with Poland. What will Cyprus do with Poland? Will Ge...
ok let's go lmao ~~~~ Japan: What should we play, guys?! Germany: Anything that won't cause chaos..- Ukraine: Spin the bottle! South Korea: We should just watch some anime and chill! Russia and North Korea: No. Ukraine: Russia, nobody asked for your opinion. America: Guys- We should just do truth or dare! Japan: Yessss! Let's play truth or dare, guys! Japan squeals excitedly before speaking. Everyone except Germany, North, and Russia: Yeah, let's go! Germany: Uh...Just don't do anything destructive I guess.. Russia: I don't like the sound of this. Japan: Russia! Russia: What? Japan: Truth or dare?! Russia: Knowing you...I choose truth. Japan: Aww, booooring! Anyways. Are you a virgin or not Japan makes the closest human equivalent to a Lennyface. Russia: What sort of question is that?! Yes! Japan: OOF Russia: Are you saying you're not? Russia nudges South. Japan and South both blush madly. Russia: Ahaha, gotcha. Well, North. Truth or dare? North: Uh. Dare. Russia: I dare you to uh..Flop around like a fish? At least three people in the room hold back laughter. North: ....Bitch. North stands in the middle of the circle everyone's sitting in, falls face-first into the floor and starts spazzing out like a fish. Everyone except North laughs. North gets up. North: That fucking hurt. North sat back down where he was before. ~Timeskip brought to you by me wanting to get to the whole point of a random T/D at 3am~ The other who hadn't arrived had now arrived. Now Finland, Mexico, and Estonia joined the game. Finland: Germany! Truth or dare, since nobody's dared you anything yet! Germany jolted up slightly, not expecting to be chose. Germany: Uh- yes- D-Dare.. Finland makes an evil-esque face. Germany:
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Finland: I dare you to...Steal your dad's phone and check all his messages. Everybody except Finland: What?! Germany: Finland...You know that's a bad idea- Russia: Wow, Finland likes playing with fire. Or in this case, Germany's father. America: Hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooly shit! Japan: Finland, too far?! North: Ooh. This finally got interesting. South: North! Why is the only thing you find interesting things that will most likely end in violence?! North: Ehh. Finland: Cut the chatter and get the phone, go on, Ger' Germany: ...Okay... Germany got up and walked to his father; who was out's room, picking up his phone and walking back to the group and sittinf down. Germany: If I die because of this then you're paying for my funeral. Finland: Fine by me, Ger' Germany unlocks his father's phone, as he somehow knew his PIN. He opens messages, and opens the first message. The contact is called 'Cyprus' Germany: Huh...Odd... Finland: What is it? A secret relationship between Soviet and good ol' windmill face? Germany: No- And what? Windmill face? That's an interesting way to put it... Russia spits out his Vodka. Russia: What?! A relationship between my dad and Germany's? Are you out of your mINd- Germany: He's clearly already out of it the moment he asked for me to intrude on my father's privacy. Germany reads through the messages, his face turning to shock as he reads them. Russia glances over at the phone, and his face turns to an almost identical copy of Germany's expression. Finland looks over in confusion, along with most of the others. North looks over with interest and curiosity in his eyes. Finland: So? Was I right? Russia: ...Far from it. Germany: I...- Why.. Germany shows everyone the message thread. (I don't use iPhone nor have I ever, so if this doesn't look correct then that's because I have no clue how to properly format the name)
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(Last message) *Okay. Thanks, Third. Everybody stared at the messages with shock. Germany looked guilty, and very sad. America cringes slightly at the sight of the messages, knowing he was a part of this. America: Germany...It's not your fault. Germany: But...He said he wanted him kidnapped so he couldn't associate with me.. Russia sighs. Russia: Germany, we all know your dad does some...Stupid stuff. It isn't your fault they did this. Germany: I suppose... Finland: Oh shit- Did I just uncover some criminal masterminds or something? Estonia: I think so, boo. Estonia faces Germany. Estonia: We should tell U.N, Ger. Third opens the door, clearly looking for something. Out of panick, everybody starts to act normal and Germany quickly opens Third's messages with Soviet, everybody starting to ooh and aah at it to seem like they were looking at that the whole time. Third: Have you seen my phone, Germany- Third notices his phone in Germany's hand, and gives Germany the glare to end all glares. Germany: I-i...U-u-u-uh...It was a d-dare.. Third's face turned to a slightly less angry glare. Third: Okay...Can everybody go home now? Everybody except Third and Germany: ...Okay, Sir.
A few minutes later, everybody leaves, and it's just Germany and Third alone.
~~~~~~ To be continueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed lol Sorry for cliffhanger I just really wanted to finally get this out, this random ass sleepover resolving problems way too soon after they were revealed to exist
