Voltron! X Reader !!Requests open!!

PREFRENCES!! [Pt.2]

When you recite le memes

Shiro
•does the dad laugh
•says dad joke in return
•fails miserably
•you teach him memes
•wholesome
•doesn't stop talking in memes
•gets a little annoying
•day five and he is still talking in ONLY MEMES
•Shiro stfu
•day seventeen STILL hasn't STFU
•STOP SAYING "I WANNA BE A COWBOY BABY"
•*says something that isn't a meme* that's not even a meme Shiro STFU
•*he gets stabbed* "mother trucker dude...that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick"
•Shiro is now banned from memes and can only use dad jokes
•*me* "Shiro....I'm dying...." *me literally bleeding out*
•*shiro* "Hey dying, I'm dad"
•NEVERMIND HE IS BANNED FROM DAD JOKES

Lance
•sees it as flirting
•starts flirting with you
•you try to walk away
•*lance pouts* but you've activated my particle barrier!!"
•stops trying to date you and starts to roast you using memes
•dabs
•has meme battle with you
•make out with a wiener
•FOUR FOR YOU GLEN COCO
•you can't sit with us
•OH MY GOD, DANNY DAVITO
•Lance loses battle and fucking cries
•"pika pika...bitch"

Keith
•Doesn't know wtf your saying
•degenerate
•okay boomer
•fucking CONFUSION?¿
•Keith has become the joke now
•uh oh Keith is getting angry
•oh fuck he's ANGRY
•*violen*RUN *duuun dundundundundundun*
•HIDE YOUR KIDS, HIDE YOUR WIFE
•*shiro* "what do you have in your hand?!" *keith* "A KNIFE" *shiro* "NO"
•oh my god...he on x-games muh
•*crying* "if you fucking lay a hand on me I'm gonna fucking rip your face off bitch"
•Megolanovia

Matt
•is meme lord
•flirts only using memes
•fuck you're in love with him
•yes please I want your babies
•steals lances meme
•fuCK yEs
•Iridocyclitis
•eyebrows on fleek, dafuq
•does the John Cena thing with the recorders up his nose
•does the "baby grind on me"
•two minutes later
•*them fucking banging in your room*
•*Matt* "does it feel good?" *me* "ah"
•*the next day, Pidge comes to both of your rooms* "I DONT GET NO SLEEP CUZ OF YALL, YALL AINT GET NO SLEEP CUZ OF ME" *bangs pans together*

Hunk
•just food memes
•FRE SHA VA CADO
•*me* "AH" *hunk*"AH stop...I coulda dropped my croissant"
•"it's a bananana I side a BANANANA"
•literal husband
•fucking adorable
•yes plz kiss me
•chocolate vanilla swirl with cookie crunch PLEASE
•HI WELCOME TO CHILIS
•you want to squeeze him and love him
•much love, very yes
•an avacado! Thanks!
•calls you a smol bean
•FUCKING LOVE HIM
•Hurricane Katrina? More like hurricane tortilla~
•I've McFallen! I'm sorry, I've McFallen
•oh my god chipotle, chipotle my life
•a potato flew around my room before you came
•You know yo boi got his free taco *falls on ass*
•*Keith and Lance are fighting* *hunk* "can I get a waffle? Can I please get a waffle?"

Pidge
•*strums guitar* "I love you bitch" "I ain't ever gonna stop loving you..biiitch"
•*looks at paladins* *pidge* "look at all those chickens"
•"to all those haters out there...sUCk mY AsS"
•yes she is fucking hilarious pidgeon
•"is that a pidgeon?"
•loves the meme bot 42069 thousand
•swears like a fuckin sailor
•will have rap battles with you using memes
•she will win
•*you* FATALITY
•*pidge walks into a room* "hello motherfuckers"

Allura
•not to be racist or anything....but Galra people SUUUUUUUUUUUUU
•doesn't quite get it but tries
•her favorite is the 'UwU' shit
•won't stop UwU-ing
•her and Shiro are both banned now
•sad Altean hours

Lotor
•*me* *walks up to Lotor* "Lotor I got just one question for you....WHAT ARE THOSEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
•wants to kill you
•sees as an insult
•tells him you're gonna snatch his wig
•fucking murders you
•*him to Zarkon* "YOU'RE NOT MY DAD! UGLY ASS FUCKIN-"
•FATALITY
•OH....HE NEEDS SOME MILK