Obey Me! : Chat Fic Edition

Let's Talk About Boundaries

Ch 5

Lucifer & His Petshop

Beel: There's a carnival in town today

Beel: Does anyone wanna go with me?

Belf: I do

MC: meee

Belf: Oh ew nvm

MC: :(

Mammoon: yuh

Mammoon: fuck you mean ew belf???

Satan: I'll go if you ride the ferris wheel with me. @MC

MC: gasp ok

Mammoon: why do you wanna ride the ferris wheel with MC so bad Satan??? 

Mammoon: if anything I should take them, since i can keep them safe

Father Lucifer: Mammon, you can't even handle those little tea cup rides.

Mammoon: ferris wheels dont make me dizzy

MC: lmao yeah I am curious why you wanna go with me Satan???

Satan: Because we're friends.

Satan: And I like pissing off Mammon.

Levi: gottem 

Belf: the day MC finally takes a hint is the day Mammon ends his jealous frenzy

Belf: though, if they never do i wont complain

Beel: Mm, he's always gonna be jealous 

Satan: ^

Mammoon: All of you can fight me behind Dennys

Father Lucifer: I've been in the mood to fight.

Levi: OOF LMAO GUESS HELL NEVER CONFESS TO MC

MC: ??? what does Mammon being back on his dumb shit have to do with me??

MC: like, hes clingy as fuck but

Mammoon: UM

Asmo: MC, you've lost every right to criticize Diavolo

Father Lucifer: What about Diavolo?

MC: Dw about it

Father Lucifer: Worrying about him is in my job description as a member of his student council.

Asmo: god ur so fucking whipped

Beel: like buttercream frosting

Asmo: like mammon getting a punishment from MC

Satan: Oh Lord I remember that.

Mammoon: hhhhhhhhhhhhh

MC: YOU GUYS TOLD ME WHIPPING HIM WAS AN INITIATION INTO THE FRIEND GROUP

Asmo: WE DIDNT THINK YOUD ACTUALLY DO IT

Belf: we thought itd keep you the fuck out.

Beel: Can we get going soon? I dont wanna miss the Worlds largest cotton candy machine in action.

MC: Satan and I are halfway to ur place

Mammoon: Why didnt you come get me???

MC: oop

Mammoon: MC we gonna fight

Belf: Beat their ass Mammon I'll even pay you.

Satan: Try it. I'll throw you into Belinda's grave, coward.