Obey Me! : Chat Fic Edition

The Plan

Ch 7

Lucifer's Aquarium

Mammon: you guys ever wondered if belphie and beel have twin telepathy

As-moe: not really no.

Satan: Not once.

Mammon: damn ok

Beel: @Belphie do we?

Belphie: We never tried

Beel: Quick belphie what food am I thinking of

Belphie: Apples

Beel: How'd you guess

Belphie: Magic

Satan: Lies.

Satan: We can see Beel in the courtyard from a window. He's eating a crate of apples.

Belphie: snitches get stitches

Satan: Belphie, you couldn't even fight your own pillow.

Levi: thats a lie ive seen him strangle MC

Mammon: he what.

Belphie: I SAID SNITCHES GET STITCHES

As-moe: that's past the point of kinky wtf belph

MC: nah its fine y'all it was just a misunderstanding

Levi: bullshiiiit

Levi: MC stole his pillow as a joke and Belphie lost his shit

Levi: he strangled them until they let go of it and booked it

Levi: it was the wildest normie shit I've ever seen

Levi: I dont make a habit of messing with people, but I certainly wont be bothering belphie after that

Belphie: as it should be

FatherLucifer: Really Belphegor? Over a pillow?

Belphie: You mean the pillow that my dead sister gave me? The pillow of your dead friend, who you replaced with this nosy bitch?

Belphie: Yeah! I strangled someone over a pillow.

MC: I'm not replacing Lilith, Belphie. You know that.

Belphie: Of course I know that.

Belphie: After all, I've never considered you a friend.

Belphie left the chat.

Beel: I'll go find him.

Levi: oh.

As-moe: Levi whatd you do?! And after I just settled some drama too.

FatherLucifer: Actually, I believe this was a long time coming. Levi just broke the straw on the camel's back.

Mammon: what do straws and camels have to do with anything?!?!

As-moe: Mammon stop being stupid for one second please

Satan: @MC Are you alright? Want me to come over?

MC: yeah I'm fine

MC: I know it's not me hes really mad at

MC: I think it'd be good idea if we all meet and talk about it

FatherLucifer: I disagree.

FatherLucifer: It'd be cruel to force Belphie to re open old wounds.

As-moe: Absolutely. I won't do that to him.

Levi: but belphie and MC should still hash it out with each other

Satan: They might get strangled again.

FatherLucifer: That's a fair point.

Mammon: i have a plan

Mammon: Lucifer! DM me

FatherLucifer: Alright.

FatherLucifer: Wow, that's one of your worse ideas yet.

Mammon: you barely even thought about it!!!

MC: ???

Mammon: what's your bright idea then HUH

FatherLucifer: I can think of about a million better ones.

FatherLucifer: However

FatherLucifer: Belphegor has been exhibiting some unruly behavior against not only MC, but Diavolo as well.

FatherLucifer: I believe your idea would be a rather fitting punishment, with some adjustments.

Satan: Lucifer is going along with one of Mammon's plans.

Satan: The world must be ending.

Mammon: yeah ngl I didnt actually think youd say yes to it

As-moe: what is the plan exactly?

FatherLucifer: Oh don't worry. You'll notice by tomorrow.