Road Rage

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Ch 9

Lucifer's Aquarium


Levi: Life's been tough ever since MC died.

MC: I was only unconscious for like 20 minutes dude

Levi: Sometimes i still hear their normie voice

Asmo: MC! How are you feeling doll?

MC: Like SHIT.

MC: But I do have that plushie Satan won me at the carnival, so im in good company

MC: jk im lonely af

MC: come visit me i wanna watch the addams family together

Asmo: I'm already in a taxi

MC: :D

Mammon: it's a good thing I came to check up on you two

Mammon: not that I was worried or anything, just thought id open the window and give you some air

MC: yes ty mammon im forever in your debt <3

Mammon: HA YES OF COURSE YOU ARE! FEAR NOT MC, I WILL MAKE SURE NO ONE HARMS A HAIR ON YOUR HEAD AGAIN

Asmo: Wow what a nerd

FatherLucifer: You'll all be happy to know that Diavolo and I have convinced MC's guardians not to press charges against Belphegor.

MC: How

FatherLucifer: It seems your family is aware of your tendency to run your mouth.

FatherLucifer: We managed to convince them that you triggered Belphegor's PTSD, and he couldn't control his actions if he wanted to.

FatherLucifer: I know it's highly likely you didn't, though.

MC: So I don't get to choose if I want to press charges?

FatherLucifer: You want to?

MC: No.

MC: But I would've liked a choice.

FatherLucifer: MC, you have to understand I have to do damage control to the best of my ability. I can't afford to waste any time.

FatherLucifer: It'll be a damn miracle if Belphegor doesn't get expelled.

Mammon: lay off of them, will ya? you didnt just get your ass beat. this isnt MCs or belphies fault. its ours.

Mammon: we forced them into that room together.

FatherLucifer: Yes, you're right. We do owe you, MC. I'm not sure if an apology will cut it.

MC: You want to repay me?

FatherLucifer: Yes.

Mammon: yeah, I do

MC: Make sure Belphie's ok.

MC: That's all I want

FatherLucifer: Consider it done.

Mammon: wait i dunno what to do

Mammon: Lucifer wya i dont wanna be useless

FatherLucifer: If that's the case, go buy Beel a couple of pizzas. I'll pay you back the money in full.

Mammon: ?

FatherLucifer: We can deduce he's with Belphie since he isn't responding. I don't doubt he's in a panicked state of mind right now. He has a tendency to not eat when he is.

FatherLucifer: Do your best to calm him down. We'll need him to get through to his brother.

Mammon: you can count on the great Mammon!

MC: yayyy Asmos here

Asmo: ;)

Asmo: wow you look like someone ran you through a garbage disposal

MC: thanks boo

Satan: MC, Levi and I got you a few things to help you feel better from the store.

Satan: We're coming over to drop them off.

MC: You guys can stay awhile if you want

Levi: I dont wanna watch that normie shit

Levi: it's a good thing I bought Spirited Away while we were out

Asmo: YES LEVI I LOVE STUDIO GHIBLI

Satan: Same.

Asmo: awe satan that's so cute

Asmo: you're a Ghibli fan

Satan: I am not cute.

MC: Yes you are




Levi: Satan's driving us to MC's place now and I'm terrified for my life

MC: ?

Levi: Satan's a road rager

Levi: Someone just suddenly switched lanes and almost hit us

Levi: I think Satan's trying to kill them by doing the same pls help

Asmo: Oh yeah Satan is the worst road rager in town

Levi: WHAT THE FUCK THEY PULLED INTO THE DENNY'S PARKING LOT

MC: Levi it's been 5 minutes are you ok

Levi: THAT WAS THE WILDEST SHIT IVE EVER SEEN

Levi: I HAVENT EVEN FULLY PROCESSED IT YET

Asmo: y'all safe???

Levi: yeah we're back on the road again, thankfully

Levi: but holy shit

Levi: both the dude and Satan got out of the car

Levi: the guy started storming this way but Satan went to the trunk of his car

Levi: pulled out a fucking lighter and a giant aresol can

Levi: made a FLAMETHROWER and starting approaching this dude like

Levi: "SO WANNA BURN RUBBER AYE? AIGHT THEN, I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO DO IT PROPERLY"

Levi: he ran for his fuckin life as soon as that flamethrower was lit and sped outta the parking lot at like 80 mph

Levi: Satan watched till he was out of sight before putting the stuff back in the trunk

Levi: He just kinda

Levi: casually started driving again

Levi: and told me to tell MC we're 2 blocks away

Levi: I told him I'm never getting in a car with him again and he laughed at me

MC: the duality of a man

Asmo: lowkey that was kinda hot

Asmo: @Satan gimme a ride sometime

Satan: No.

Satan: We're outside.

MC: yayy

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