sweet like honey || p.jm x chubby reader [embrace yourself series]

six.bis

You : still at the bar?

Jiminie💕 : hi i'm on my way

You : okayyy
well someone's waiting for you to come back home mister;)))
and that someone is none other than my pretty bouncy ass

Jiminie💕 : are u serious?

You : huh
yeah?
why?

Jiminie💕 : u're gross bitch
I thought u were the classy type
how disappointed i am

You : wth
sexting isn't your thing anymore?

Jiminie💕 : u just don't need to be so hoe-ish

You : EXCUSE ME?
wo
embarrassing
so annoying

Jiminie💕 : you won't have sex anyways yo man's wasted

You : my man?
......
Yoongi? is that you?

Jiminie💕 : no shit

You : how the hell would i know?

Jiminie💕 : you're acting like a hoe
never thought you'd want to have sex

You : YOU'RE CRAZY
STOP USING HIS PHONE

Jiminie💕 : whatevs
lol ur bf just puked in the cab
the driver's gone maaaad
LOL
he gonna puke on you

You : let him sleep on the couch

Jiminie💕 : no he sleepin with u
btw
yo bf is funny

You : of course he is!
😏😏😏😏😏 you approve?

Jiminie💕 : let's say I tolerate him
NOT
that asshole just threw up on my shoes

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