Ch#4- The Watcher

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[Public Park, New York City, day. Tony Stark and Pepper Potts walk on having a conversation.]

Tony Stark: Slow down, slow down. I'm totally not kidding.

Pepper Potts: [laughing slightly and talking over him] You're totally rambling.

Tony Stark: [also talking over her] No, I'm not.

"What are you talking about, Mr. Stark?" Peter asked.

"How would I know?" Tony answered.

"Seriously, who is this kid?" Steve asked.

Tony, Rhody and Vision gulped.

Pepper Potts: Lost me.

Tony Stark: Look, you know how you're having a dream, and in the dream you gotta pee?

'What!?" Almost everyone asked.

Tony was going red by each passing second. Strange was smiling.

Pepper Potts: Yeah.

Tony Stark: Okay, and then you're like, "Oh my god, there's no bathroom, what am I gonna do?" "Oh! Someone's watching." "I'm gonna go in my pants."

"Terrans" Rocket said with a amusing look.

"Rocket it really happens." Drax said in monotone, and Mantis nods seriously. And Quill, Gamora and Groot groans.

Everyone was now eyeing Drax with new amusement.

Pepper Potts: Right. And then you wake up, and in real life you actually have to pee.

"Uhh.." Everyone made uncomfortable noises at this conversation.

"Can we, you know,... Umm.. Fast forward it, really, please." Tony said trying to avoid further uncomfortableness.

"No." Strange simply says, smirking.

"Did Pepper and you conversation always like this?" Shuri asked.

"No" came Tony's answer.

"Yes" Natasha stated at same time. "I've been undercover as Pepper's secretory. And most of time its like this."

At the cue everyone laughs.

Tony Stark: Yes.

Pepper Potts: Yeah. Everybody has that.

Tony Stark: Right! That's the point I'm trying to make. Apropos of that, last night, I dreamt, we had a kid. So real. We named him after your eccentric uncle. Uh, what was his name?

Pepper Potts: [Nodding in understanding] Right.

Tony Stark: Morgan! Morgan.

Pepper Potts: So you woke up, and thought that we were...

Tony Stark: Expecting.

"Wow, You and Family man. I never expected you to settle. Congrats." Clint said sincerely.

And all the avengers nodded and congratulated him.

Tony's embarrassment vaporized in seconds.

Pepper Potts: Yeah.

Tony Stark: [Becoming excited] Yes?

"Oh Tony" Everyone laughs.

Pepper Potts: [Shaking her head] No.

Tony Stark: I had a dream about it. It was so real.

Pepper Potts: If you wanted to have a kid, you wouldn't have done that.

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