Ch#5- Q-Ship

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[Then Ebony Maw and Cull Obsidian exit the ship by transmitation.]

"Here they come" Hill said.

Ebony Maw: Hear me, and rejoice. You are about to die at the hands of the Children of Thanos. Be thankful, that your meaningless lives are now contributing to...

"Shut up Chatterbox" Tony said.

Tony Stark: I'm sorry, Earth is closed today. You better pack it up and get outta here.

Ebony Maw: [Looks at Strange] Stonekeeper... [Gestures to Tony] Does this chattering animal speak for you?

"Chattering animal!? How dare he?" Tony sneered but it got lost in others Chuckles.

Doctor Strange: Certainly not. I speak for myself. [Magical shields are readied with his fists, stepping forward.] But you’re trespassing in this city and on this planet. [Wong emulates him.]

Tony Stark: It means get lost, Squidward!

"I would have said Voldemort" Shuri pointed out.

Peter raise a hand for high five. And got one from Clint. Then those three burst into laughter.

When Clint sees every adult eye on him, he asks "what!? I also have Children."

Ebony Maw: He exhausts me.

Cull Obsidian: [Two untranslated syllables]

Ebony Maw: Bring me the Stone.

Cull Obsidian: [Three untranslated syllables]

[He drops his huge alien hammer and drags it along as he obeys his brethren.]

Tony Stark: Banner, you want a piece?

"Now the Fight begins" Tony said with a smirk.

Bruce Banner: No, not really, but when do I ever get what I want?
Tony Stark: That's right.

[Bruce attempts to release the Hulk. Instead of Hulk coming out easily, the most that turns green is Bruce's neck]

Tony Stark: Been a while. Good to have you, buddy.

Bruce Banner: I just... I need to concentrate here for one second. Come on, come on, man.

"What's going on?" Wanda asked.

Tony Stark: Where's your guy?

"Yeah, what's the delay." Sam asked.

Bruce Banner: I don't know. We've sort been havin' a thing.

Tony Stark: There's no time for a thing.

Bruce Banner: I know.

Tony Stark: [points at the approaching Obsidian] That's the thing right there. Let's go.

[Bruce gives out a loud grunt, but fails to release the Hulk. Strange stares at Tony and Bruce in disbelief.]

"Banner, you are not making good impression." Tony said.

Tony Stark: [glances at Strange] Dude, you're embarrassing me in front of the wizards.

One more cue of Laughter.

Bruce Banner: Tony, I'm sorry. [stammers]Either I can't or he won't-

Tony Stark: It's okay. Hey, stand down. [to Wong] Keep an eye on him. Thank you.

"Great, Now we have to fight Two aliens and babysit an Avenger" Tony said sarcastically. Laughter followed with a person whispering 'sorry'.

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