Infinity Reaction [ABANDONED] as of Now....

Ch#6- Guardians

[Screen title: SPACE]

[Camera pans around a brightly coloured planet with ice rings to the Benatar. The Guardians of the Galaxy are travelling to investigate a distress call to the tune of "Rubberband Man".]

''Rubberband Man!?'' Peter exclaimed.

Peter Quill: [chair-dancing to the song] Sing it, Drax!

''Soo… you from earth?'' Clint asked Quill.

''No. I am from Missouri.'' Quill answered.

''Yeah!? For Your Knowledge, Its on Earth. Idiot.'' Tony sighs.

[Drax is snoring with his mouth open from his seat in front of Quill. Gamora lip-synchs with the song along with Quill.]

Rocket: [yawns] Why are we doing this again?

Gamora: [annoyed] It's a distress signal, Rocket. Someone could be dying.

Rocket: I get that, but why are we doing it?

''You sure you are good guys!?'' Natasha asks Rocket to which he simply shrugs.

Peter Quill: 'Cause we're nice. And maybe whoever it is will give us a little cheddar cheese for our help.

''Ahh.. Really!?'' Was common expression of the Avengers.

Gamora: [waves her index finger at Quill] Which isn't the point.

''At least someone has priorities straight.'' Fury said.

Peter Quill: [points back at Gamora] Which isn't the point... I mean… If he doesn't pony up…

Drax: We'll take his ship.

''Oh Come on!'' Hill stats.

Rocket: Exactly!

Peter Quill: B-b-b-bingo!

[Gamora looks up at Quill in concern. Quill returns her look and grimaces a "don't worry about it" expression at her]

"You got to be Kidding me!" T'challa expressed with arms in air.

Mantis: [reading her console] We are arriving.

Peter Quill: All right, Guardians. Don't forget, this might be dangerous, so let's put on our mean faces.

Cue for laughter. Well for most excluding Fury, Carol, Strange and Loki. Because they realised where guardians have arrived.

[Groot rolls his eyes as Mantis makes a snarl. Groot's handheld Terran-vintage video game beeps.]

Peter Quill: Groot, put that thing away. Now. I don't wanna tell you again. [Game continues beeping] Groot.

Groot: [in a mocking tone] I am Groot!

Peter Quill: Whoa!

Rocket: Language!

Gamora: Hey!

Drax: Wow.

"What did he say?" Scott asked. Avengers were confused.

"You don't want to know." Loki said.

Many eyebrows raised at guesses went through their minds.

Peter Quill: You got some acorns on you, kid.

Rocket: Ever since you got a little sap, you're a total d-hole. Keep it up, and I'm gonna smash that thing to pieces!

[Groot rolls his eyes.]