Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle 2

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Anthony77: ...Time to summon and old enemy of Mario and those Rabbids...

Anthony77 teleports to a dark and fiery pit.

Anthony77: Hmm... How to wake him...?

Anthony77 starts trying out different attempts to wake up the creature.

Anthony77: Come on...! Wake the fuck up!

Anthony77 slaps the creature.

???: *Eyes shoot open*

Anthony77: There we go-

???: *Flies out and roars*

Anthony77: ...Megabug.

Megabug: You've awakened me...?

Anthony77: Yes. I need you to create some corruptions.

Megabug: What corruptions?

Anthony77: Rabbid corruptions.

Megabug: ...How do I know I can trust you?

Anthony77: I understand you lost to those Rabbids and a fatass plumber, but this time... It can be different.

Megabug: How so?

Anthony77: I can power you up and make you invincible, along with the corrupted Rabbids.

Megabug: You've got a deal.

Anthony77: Great! There's over 200000 Rabbids running around this Universe. Corrupt all of them.

Megabug: You got it.

Megabug flies off.

Anthony77: I'm gonna get a kick out of this.

Meanwhile...

Mario: Mama mia...

Luigi: They're gone...

Mario: And thank Christ...

???: Need help?

Luigi: Eh?

Mario: Hmm?

Yoshi: *Runs up to Mario and Luigi*

Luigi: Oh!

Mario: Yoshi! :D

Yoshi: Heya!

Luigi: Did you finally pay your taxes?

Yoshi: ...

Luigi: ...

Mario: ...

Yoshi: ...No, but X and FM allowed me to be released so I can help out in this war.

Luigi: Oh, okie...

Mario: Alrighty then...

Yoshi: I did bring someone else with me.

Mario: Who?

Yoshi: It took a TON of convincing, but I managed to persuade her to help.

Luigi: Who is it?

???: Me.

Mario/Luigi/Yoshi: *Looks up*

Peach floats down with her umbrella.

Mario: PEACH?!

Luigi: Oh, boy...

Peach: *Gently lands on the ground* Calm down, Mario. I'm not here to harm anyone except the bad guys.

Mario: ...

Peach: ...

Luigi: O_O

Yoshi: :/

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