Real World Fight

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Anthony77: *Roars*

History teacher: WHAT THE?!

Freshman 1: EH?!

Freshman 2: HUH?!

Anthony77: *Flies around the school*

Turlandb: GET HIM!

The gang chases after Anthony77.

English teacher: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!

Brandon: WE HAVE A SITUATION!

Anthony77: *Roars*

Amdy: HE'S GETTING AWAY!

Principal: BRANDON, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Brandon: TRYING TO SAVE THE WORLD!

Anthony77: You cannot defeat me! I am Anthony77, the TRUE Ztar God! I WILL RULE!

Brandon: Andy, go to the wood shop! Create SOMETHING! I don't care what it is!

Andy: On it!

Andy starts to run towards the wood shop.

Anthony77: *Metal Gear Solid detected SFX* OH NO YOU DON'T!

Anthony77 starts throwing Ztars at Andy.

Andy: WHOA!

Andy ducks behind random cover to avoid the Ztars.

Jacob: ANDY!

Devin: HELP HIM!

Anthony77 slams his fist on the ground and summons a ton of Ztar Clones of all the students in the school.

Brandon: WHAT THE FUCK?!

Turlandb: Did you intend to make him do that?!

Brandon: No, but apparently he can!

Bowser: IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZAH-

Jacob: WAIT, DON'T BREATHE FIRE IN HERE, YOU RETARD!

Bowser Jr.: *Whacking Ztar Clones with his hammer* You guys just gonna stand there?! Fight back!

Brandon: You heard him!

Jacob: Already doing that!

Jacob dodges a kick from a Ztar Clone and counterattacks with a punch, knocking the Ztar Clone to the ground.

Devin: *Sits on a Ztar Clone*

Ztar Clone: G-GAH!!! G-GET THIS SACK OF SHIT OFF ME...!!!

Andy dives into the gymnasium.

Anthony77: DON'T FUCKING RUN AWAY FROM ME!

Gym teacher: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Andy lifts up a chair and throws it at Anthony77.

Anthony77: OH!

Andy: *Runs back out*

Andy: Ohshitohshitohshitohshitohshitohshitohshitohshitohshitohshitohshit!

Andy runs into the wood shop.

Anthony77: Where are you?!

Andy: *Thoughts: With the SMG4 crew here, SMG4 logic has to be a thing right now, right?!*

Andy touches a block of wood to one of the machines, and it turns into a highly durable shield in an instant.

Andy: ...I'll take it.

Anthony77 punches through the wall into the wood shop.

Anthony77: WHADDUP, BIOTCH?!

Andy: AH!

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