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Brandon: You guys ready?

Andy: Hell yeah!

Brandon: Okay, let's play!

The match starts.

Jacob: I'm gonna give you DeDeDepression when this is over, Andy!

Andy: Oh, no you don't! Your Ridely will be the one who will melt away!

Devin: Screw you guys, Joker is the shit now!

Brandon: DK! Donkey Kong!

Student: SHADDUP! I'm trying to study!

Andy: *Flips him off*

Jacob: XD

Student: Oh, yeah?! Tough Guy?!

Brandon: Whoa, okay, let's not get a fight started here!

Devin: Yeah, Brandon's right. A fight is not worth it.

Student: ...

Andy: ...

Student: ...Fine.

The student packs up his stuff and leaves the room.

Andy: ...Let's keep playing! :D

Brandon/Jacob/Devin: YAS!

The four friends keep playing. Brandon just sits in the sidelines.

Brandon: Just gonna wait here... Just gonna watch this all play out-

Jacob: GET BRANDON! HE'S GOT THE MOST LIVES!

Brandon: OH, WAIT WAIT WAIT-

Everyone starts teaming up on Brandon.

Devin: I'M GOING TO RAPE YOU!

Brandon: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Brandon starts to defend himself.

Brandon: HAHAHAHAHA! Can't touch this hot piece of ass!

Andy gets his Final Smash.

Andy: Oh, yes we can...

Brandon: Uh oh-

Andy activates his Final Smash, but Brandon air dodges it.

Brandon: WHOO!

Andy: THIS IS BULLSHET!

Brandon launches Andy off the stage and gets rid of his last life.

Brandon: Begone, thot! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Andy: SON OF A BITCH!

Jacob: This take this giant dong down!

Devin: You got it!

Brandon: Oh, fuckles...

Jacob and Devin team up on Brandon and get him down to his last stock.

Brandon: Shet...

Jacob: *Retarded laughter*

Devin: You ain't gonna stand a chance, now!

Brandon: ...I think someone's getting cocky.

Devin: What-

Brandon starts to fight back.

Jacob: WHOA!

Devin: WAIT, HOLD UP!

Brandon launches Jacob and Devin over the edge.

Brandon: And one final move...

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