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1.

lucas: i know what genealogy is. it's when you rub a lamp and get three wishes.

renjun:

renjun: you know, i've met bread smarter than you.

2.

yangyang: are we fighting or flirting?

xiaojun: my hands are literally wrapped around your neck.

yangyang: that doesn't answer my question.

3.

kun: what did you do?

winwin, with the kitchen burning behind him: my best.

4.

kun: where are you taking hendery and yangyang?

ten: taking them to the bar to teach them how to get free drinks.

kun: you're teaching them to prostitute themselves for a margarita?

ten: first of all prostitution is a respectable profession when done under the workers personal decision. i would be proud of my boys if that's who they choose to be.

kun: ten!

ten: but boys only do it for older women, they're the only ones you can trust. and i would only feel comfortable if you did it in the house.

kun: ten!

5.

chenle: [kicks door open looking panicked]

kun: what did you do?

chenle: NOBODY DIED!

kun: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?

6.

stylist: how would you like your hair cut?

yangyang: preferably with scissors, but a sword would be badass.

7.

xiaojun: i'm a confident driver.

kun: you almost ran over hendery.

xiaojun: i did it with confidence though.

8.

ten: all in all, a 100% successful trip!

kun: guys, we lost yangyang.

ten: all in all, a 100% successful trip!

9.

lucas: [gasp]

kun: what?

lucas: what if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in spanish?

kun: what the fuck?

10.

hendery: cool you have a squirrel?

renjun: that's a hamster.

xiaojun: you've seen a squirrel before, we've been to the park.

hendery: anyway kun won't let us have a pet. he said yangyang is our pet.

xiaojun: he's MY pet. you always forget to feed him.

renjun: that reminds me. i left chenle in his cage without lunch again.

11.

lucas: we're adults.

lucas: when did that happen?

lucas: and how do we make it stop?

12.

yangyang: i am the one who got us into this mess, so i'll be the one to get us much, much deeper into this mess.

13.

hendery: dear santa. i've been good all year.

hendery: most of the year.

hendery: 

hendery: once in a while.

hendery:

hendery: never mind. i'll buy my own shit.

14.

winwin: i never understand angry ghosts. they're already dead, what's there to be angry about?

ten: that they're dead.

winwin: yeah, i guess it depends on how you look at things.

15.

hendery: halloween is my favourite holiday.

kun: because of the costumes?

hendery: because you can trespass on a stranger's property and make a non-negotiable demand.

16.

yangyang: any news?

doctor: i'm just waiting for your x-ray.

yangyang: i've never dated anyone named ray.

doctor: ... and we might have to do a brain scan.

17.

ten: i told you to do something about the sheep in our dorm. 

lucas: i know, i did. 

lucas: i named her linda and she likes doughnuts. 

18.

xiaojun: it says here ''dogs without leashes will be fined $100".

winwin: [sobbing] THEY DON'T HAVE THAT KIND OF MONEY!

19.

kun: what's on your mind?

lucas: did you ever realize that you never wash your hands... they wash themselves?

kun: i shouldn't have asked. 

20.

winwin: frankly, it's been a little bit difficult to trust you since you had that little episode last summer.

hendery: and what episode was that?

winwin: the one where you faked your own death to have a fruit basket sent to the dorm.