1.
taeil: i hate you with every inch of my body.
johnny:
doyoung: don't-
johnny: that's not a lot of inches.
2.
jaehyun, leaning into taeyong: taeyong has no idea i'm high.
taeyong: YOU'RE HIGH??
jaehyun: oh sorry.
jaehyun, leaning over to doyoung: taeyong has no idea i'm high.
3.
yuta: spell "me".
winwin: m - e.
yuta: you forgot the d.
winwin: but there's no "d" in me.
yuta: not yet.
winwin:
4.
kun, ten: [staring out the window]
doyoung: what are you doing?
ten: the tv broke so we decided to watch a couple break up across the street.
doyoung:
doyoung: can i join in?
5.
ten: i slept with johnny last night.
taeyong: oh? i hope you both grabbed two extra blankets.
ten: no, hyung, i mean we actually had se-
taeyong: I SAID I HOPE YOU TWO GRABBED EXTRA BLANKETS.
6.
johnny: i see i'm not the only one who is doing some last-minute thanksgiving shopping.
doyoung: you buy a box of cigarettes and vodka?
johnny: you have your traditions, i have mine.
7.
johnny: are you gay?
taeil: no...
johnny: you can tell me.
taeil: i'm not.
johnny: it's okay. i'm gay. ten's gay.
ten: bye.
johnny: oh, sorry. he's bi.
ten: no, i'm heading back to the dorm for the day. i'm gay.
ten: taeyong's bi.
8.
jaehyun: did you cut my headphone wires?
taeyong: yes. are you angry? are you gonna pin me against a wall?
jaehyun: what? i'm not angry, and i would never do that to you, taeyong.
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Non-FictionNone of these are mine. Just a collection from Twitter and Tumblr.