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1.


taeil: i hate you with every inch of my body.

johnny:

doyoung: don't-

johnny: that's not a lot of inches.


2.


jaehyun, leaning into taeyong: taeyong has no idea i'm high.

taeyong: YOU'RE HIGH??

jaehyun: oh sorry.

jaehyun, leaning over to doyoung: taeyong has no idea i'm high.


3.


yuta: spell "me".

winwin: m - e.

yuta: you forgot the d.

winwin: but there's no "d" in me.

yuta: not yet.

winwin:


4.


kun, ten: [staring out the window]

doyoung: what are you doing?

ten: the tv broke so we decided to watch a couple break up across the street.

doyoung:

doyoung: can i join in?


5.


ten: i slept with johnny last night.

taeyong: oh? i hope you both grabbed two extra blankets.

ten: no, hyung, i mean we actually had se-

taeyong: I SAID I HOPE YOU TWO GRABBED EXTRA BLANKETS.


6.


johnny: i see i'm not the only one who is doing some last-minute thanksgiving shopping.

doyoung: you buy a box of cigarettes and vodka?

johnny: you have your traditions, i have mine.


7.


johnny: are you gay?

taeil: no...

johnny: you can tell me.

taeil: i'm not.

johnny: it's okay. i'm gay. ten's gay.

ten: bye.

johnny: oh, sorry. he's bi.

ten: no, i'm heading back to the dorm for the day. i'm gay.

ten: taeyong's bi.


8.


jaehyun: did you cut my headphone wires?

taeyong: yes. are you angry? are you gonna pin me against a wall?

jaehyun: what? i'm not angry, and i would never do that to you, taeyong.

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