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27.

1.

kun: winwin, you're in charge while i'm away. 

winwin: alright, i'm your man.

kun: don't do anything stupid.

winwin: okay, i'm kinda your man.

kun: please keep renjun and yangyang from bullying lucas. 

winwin: ... and you need another man.

2.

hendery: school doesn't even test your intelligence. it tests your memory.

xiaojun: it tests my patience.

yangyang: it tests my ability to hold my pee.

renjun: it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch.

3.

yangyang: how did none of you hear what i just said?

lucas: i've zoned out for the last two and a half hours.

chenle: i got distracted about halfway through.

renjun: ignoring you was a conscious decision.

4. 

lucas: god gave me two hands for a reason.

ten: and what was that reason?

lucas: to pet two dogs at the same time.

5.

ten: hey kun, do you have a bag i can borrow? 

kun: the only bags i have are the ones under my eyes, and they're specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence. 

6.

winwin: you promise you didn't get me a box of bees again? 

renjun and yangyang, standing from a safe distance: just open it.

7.

kun: send me words of encouragement during the meeting so i don't kill anyone today.

ten: you can't take yangyang to prison with you.

8.

lucas: are you okay?

renjun: i'm fine.

lucas: what does "fine" mean?

renjun: it means i'm perfectly content but also wouldn't mind if the sun exploded right now and killed us all.

9.

xiaojun: tall people, if we're walking together please take my tiny legs into consideration. i can't keep up with you. i don't want to be jogging to keep up with your leisurely stroll.