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Oka: my girlfriend is to tall for me to kiss, what should I do :(

Okami : punch her in the stomach and kiss her when she doubles over

Berry: tackle her?

Galaxy: kick her in the shins

Dark: NONE OF THOSE THINGS, JUST TELL ME TO BEND DOWN

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Berry: hey, think I could fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Blue: your a hazard to society

Galaxy: and a coward, do twenty!

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Megami: I'm useless

Kiyoko: your not useless!

Kiyoko; you can be used as a bad example!

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Berry: quick! Kira is losing a lot of blood, we need an infusion! Does anybody know the blood type?

Axil(Midget): B positive?

Berry: I'M TRYING BUT THERES A LOTTA BLOOD

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Shiromi, banging on darks door: open up!

Dark: well, it all started when I was a little kid...

Aoi: no, dark, she meant-

Shiromi: no, let her finish

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Galaxy: I made friendship bracelets!

Okami: you know I'm not a jewelry person...

Galaxy: oh, well, you don't have to wear it-

Okami: no, I'm going to wear it forever, back off

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Shiromi: I've done a lot of dumb stuff

Dark: I witnessed the dumb stuff

Galaxy: I recorded the dumb stuff

Berry: I joined you in the dumb stuff

Okami: I initiated the dumb stuff

Aoi: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF

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Literally any newcomer: how do you usually get out these messes?

Okami: we dont, we just make bigger messes that conceal the first one out

Mwahahah

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