Part 5

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Galaxy: your... um...

Okami: intimidating? Awe-inspiring?

Galaxy: tiny...

Okami: of course, I'm travel-six for your convenience. If I was my real size, your little dragon here would die from fright

Galaxy and Berry: *trying and failing to hold dark back*

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Dark: *sneaks through the window at 2 am after staying up all night training*

Shiromi: *swivels around in a chair petting a cat* care to explain where you've been?

Dark: I-I was with Oka!

Oka: *swivels around in a second chair* wanna try again?

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Berry: what are you, five?!

Galaxy:... five heads taller then you

Berry:

Galaxy:

Berry:

Galaxy: I'm sorry please don't kill me.

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Okami: Dark, we need a plan of attack!

Dark: I have a plan; ATTACK!

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Berry:did you know your skeleton is always wet?

Galaxy: I wish I didn't, thank you

Dark: don't worry, there will be a day when it's not wet anymore

Okami: that wasn't a helpful addition

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Dark: I hate being touched, last time I was touched was 2008 during hand to hand combat

Okami: Oka is literally hugging you right now

dark: this means nothing

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Galaxy: *taps table*

Berry: *taps back*

Dark: what are they...?

Okami: Morse code

Galaxy:*aggressively taps table*

Berry: *slaps table* YOU TAKE THAT BACK

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Okami: have you ever fallen in love with the wrong person?

Berry: unfortunately, my one true love remains myself

Okami: at least you don't have to worry about rejection

Berry: not necessarily. I turn myself down occasionally, just to keep it interesting.

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Oka: does this make me a bad person?

Everybody: Oka, there is not a force on this earth that could make you a bad person

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Galaxy: Darks emotions aren't like fine wine

Okami: why is that?

Galaxy: they stay bottled for years and can kill is opened incorrectly

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Berry: if I cut off my leg and attack you with it, am I hitting you or kicking you?

Dark: mentally scarring you, more than anything

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Berry; don't bring a gun to a knife fight?! Don't bring a knife to a night fight! Why are you going to knife fights?! STOP GOING TO KNIFE FIGHTS!

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Galaxy: you don't need to be so stressed!

Okami: okay but consider this; I am.

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