Happy nom-nom-noming!

39 0 2
                                    

Dark: if you were offered 50,000 dollars but your least favorite person gets 100,000 dollars, would you take it?

Okami: why wouldn't I want 150,000 dollars?

Dark: I-honestly same

~

Galaxy: did you just call scissors 'people openers?'

Berry: should I not have?

~

Berry: I really wanted dessert, but I didn't have anything in the house... so I just went downstairs and ate an entire jar of sprinkles. Do you think I'll die??

~

Dark: pretty👏girls👏can👏commit👏arson!

~

Galaxy: it's 2 am why are you drinking coffee?

Okami: it's like the science said, time isn't real. Why are you drinking hot chocolate at 2 am?

Galaxy:... *sips hot chocolate*

~

Berry: *singing* I can show you the world

Dark: I don't wanna see it

Berry: *still singing* okay~

~

Okami: Listen, I really need you to relax.

Dark, banging her fist on the table: HOW CAN IT BE 'BIRTHDAY CAKE' FLAVOURED IF A BIRTHDAY CAKE CAN BE ANY FLAVOUR!?

~

Rupture: I invited you to the woods because I crave the most dangerous game.

Random person, nodding: Knife Monopoly.

Rupture:...I was actually gonna hunt you for sport but now I'm interested in whatever knife Monopoly is.

~

Okami: You do seven things a day that I ask you not to do.

Galaxy: Actually, I do more. You catch seven.

~

Dark: I like this "good cop, bad cop" thing you've got going on here.

Berry: It's not really a "thing," it's just that I'm nice and Okami is not.

~

Galaxy: Apples bee

Dark: Apples bee

Galaxy: Apples bee

Dark: What are archeologists in 3070 gonna think of us

Galaxy: APPLES BEE

Dark: Oh right they won't think anything of us because global warming will have ended the world by then

Galaxy: Apples bee

Galaxy: BEE APPLES
~

YANDERE SIM AU INCORRECT QUOTESWhere stories live. Discover now