Oka: if I run to dark, she'll catch me...
Oka: I'm coming!
Dark: No, I'm holding cheese cake! *drops cheesecake to catch Oka*
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Galaxy: if me and Berry claim heck, we'll be our own realm, right?
Okami: no, you'll be a bunch of angry kids with no money
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*when the scary people plus Galaxy and Berry aren't here*
Axil: *playing tombone*
Shiromi: *repeatedly slamming doors*
Dragons and wolves: *breakdancing*
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Dark: hi, I'm dark, and you are?
Oka: not as straight as I thought, apparently.
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Kiyoko: what does legacy mean-
Almost freaking everybody: PLANTING SEEDS IN A GARDEN YOU NEVER GET TO SEE-
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Okami: *sigh* what's your secret to staying down to earth.
Berry: Well i means...
Berry: gravity
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Satan: could somebody please pick up the trash?
Satan: thank you Kuroko.
Satan: Kuroko, put the Megami down.
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Akane: how did you find me?
Every single person on this god forsaken earth: oh, easy, I just followed the sound of utter betrayal!
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Midget: I tried to form a gang once... It turned into a book club
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God: we have an army
Satan: we have a Dark, which is basically the same thing
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Okami, salty about her love life: MERRY FREAKING HEARTS DAY EVERYBODY, LOVE AINT GETTING TO YOU THIS YEAR
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Satan: Berry, I know you snuck out last night
Berry, mentally: say something dumb
Berry: who's Berry?
Berry, mentally: not that dumb-!
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Berry: hey gays!
Pretty much everybody: *chokes*
Oka: dont you mean Guys?
Berry: I know what I freaking said
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Okami: you read my diary?
Galaxy: in my defense I thought it was a very sad handwritten novel
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Galaxy, whispering: psst, whatd you get for number 4?
Okami: 27.8
Dark: 32.4
Berry: George Washington... somehow...
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