Okami: This job will require a bit of muscle, so I figured Dark should do it.
Tyr: What? No. I should do it. I'm a man.
Dark: That's debatable.
Tyr: Well, I'm more man than Dark!
Dark: I don't accept that.
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Galaxy: I'm the reason why we can't have nice things and I'm fricking proud of it
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Dark: I'm not here to make friends.
(Literally 2 days later)
Dark: I may have time to work out after my study date with Oka , but I also have a very important tea party to attend-
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Nemesis: wanna hear a fun fact?
Akane: sure
Nemesis: I hate you
Akane:
Nemesis:
Akane: I don't know if I'd classify that as a FUN fact but-
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*sets the kitchen on fire*
Okami: shoot we need an adult
Berry: YOU ARE AN ADULT
Okami looking extremely horrified:
oh frick
Berry: WE NEED AN ADULTIER ADULT. GO GET OSORO
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Dark: i think you're overthinking it
Galaxy: i think you're under-thinking it!
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Blomst: ...come here often?
Galaxy: this is my house
Galaxy: but no.
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Okami: Why do you guys rely on me for life advice? Sometimes I forget to eat anything other than coffee.
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Most people: Friendly reminder that I literally actually cannot die, and I'd love to see any of you screwers try to take me down.
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Okami: I wanna jump off a cliff.
Berry: Okay, just make sure you press respawn afterwards.
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Galaxy: I have an idea!
Dark: a good one?
Galaxy: hey, hey, now let's not go that far!
