Edit: there was a typo that ended up being a curse so I edited it
Everybody in one word
Dark: Attacc
Berry: Adopt
Okami: holy-
Galaxy:where???
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Galaxy, not going to sleep: what time is it
Berry, also not sleeping: idk pass me that saxophone
Berry: *plays saxophone*
Okami in the other room: WHO THE FRICK IS PLAYING SAXAPHONE AT 3AM?!
Berry: it's 3 am
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Dark: when somebody says "I beg your pardon," you have to assert dominance by saying "then beg"
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Okami: I'm not drunk
Berry: yes you are
Okami: no I'm not
Berry: then tell the time
Okami: *turns to clock* I'm not drunk!
Berry:...
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Galaxy: What is your greatest fear?
Dark: Losing my loved ones.
Berry: Being forgotten.
Galaxy: dang, that's deep. I was going to say the Kool-Aid Man but I feel kinda stupid about it now-
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Dark: Hey, everybody, know it's not "cool" to follow rules in this wasteland God has abandoned, but I must inform you that the laws of physics do still remain in place the next time you decide to attempt to throw an entire loaf of bread onto the balcony.
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Berry: I am very frightened and would like to go home, and also a pinata. I have been good and I deserve one. That is all. Thank you for your time.
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Galaxy: Yes police?
Dark: YES I AM POLICE
Dark, pointing to Okami: YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR BEING A LITTLE BRAT
Okami: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!
Galaxy: Oh shoot
Okami: I WILL YEET YEE INTO THE ABYSS
Galaxy: HEY get out of my safe space!!
Galaxy: Go find your own place to cry!
Okami: NO I'll invade your space while running from the law!
Okami: SHE CAN CRY IN J A I L
Okami: NO CELL CAN CONTAIN ME! ART CANNOT BE KILLED IT CANNOT BE OBTAINED
Dark: SHUT THE FRICK UP ART IS UNDER ARREST TOO
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Berry: You know there's something called later, right?
Okami, running on 14 cups of coffee and no sleep: But that's such a terrible concept though.
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Dispatcher: 911, what's your emergency?
Berry: Yes hi, I went to sleep at 10 in the
morning and woke up late at night.
Dispatcher: And what's the problem?
Berry: That's exactly what I'm trying to figure out. Here- tell my friend Dark, please.
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Okami : I finally got my average resting heart rate down to 65 beats per minute.
Okami: Only 65 more to go.
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Berry: Current idiot level: I dropped my phone and said NYIKKERS
Galaxy: Oh really I put a fork in the microwave you will NEVER surpass me
Berry: So I'm just a dork and you're a hazard to yourself
Galaxy: chick I'm a hazard to society don't underestimate me
Berry: You're not powerful enough to be a hazard to society
Galaxy: SHUT
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Dark: making my way down town
Dark: walking fast
Dark:...
Dark: walking slightly faster so that my steps match with Okami's because she's short
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Okami: I bought a waffle maker and named him George because everyone knows the first step of making waffles is being polite to the waffle overlord
