Imi Wakanai!

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Okami : I'm going out for a while. While I'm gone, make sure she doesn't get into trouble.

Berry: You got it!

Okami: I could not have been more clearly talking to Dark.

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Osoro: *studiously doing homework, listening to instrumental music, very focused for once*

Doragon: *sitting upside down and spinning in a desk chair* Do you think stars have feelings?

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Dark: of your already lost how the everloving Christ did you get more lost

Galaxy: I lost my country knowledge

Dark: YOU FORGOT WHAT COUNTRY YOU WHERE IN?!

Galaxy: well when ya put it that way...

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Dark: *Holding a sign that says "HOMOSEXUALS ARE GAY"*

Okami: HETEROSEXUALS ARE STRAIGHT.

Berry: DOGS ARE ANIMALS.

Galaxy: BOOKS ARE READING MATERIALS.

Okami: VIOLETS ARE FLOWERS.

Dark: COMPUTERS ARE ELECTRONIC.

Berry: WATCHES TELL TIME.

Galaxy: WATER IS A DRINK.

Dark: WOMEN ARE FEMALE.

Okami: MEN ARE MALE.

Berry: CHILDREN ARE YOUNG.

Galaxy: OXYGEN IS H2O.

Midget: *Yelling at Galaxy* H2O IS WATER, IDIOT

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Berry: quickly, to the panic room!

Okami: we most certainly do not have a panic room

Berry: any room is a panic room if you panic hard enough!

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Dark: What's your blood type?

Okami: How would I know?

Dark: How would you not!?

Okami: Who am I, Karl Landsteiner, discoverer of blood groups?

Dark: You don't know your own blood type but you know who discovered them?

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Galaxy: Controversial opinion, there's nothing worse then people using big words they don't understand in order to sound smart.

Berry: I photosynthesis with this

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Berry: 30 day free trial of being okay

Okami: where's the link OP?

Okami: OP WHERES THE LINK?!

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