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Aoi: *examining hole in the wall
Shiromi: *sticks head through hole* HELLO FROM THE OTHER SIIIIDDDEEEE

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Okami: fashionably late? More like anxiously early

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Irl Galaxy: I lose everything, even my glasses

Okami, looking at glasses on top of head: I'll help you find them for five dollars

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*before confessing*

Oka: I'm great at keeping my crush secret

Dark: *smiles*

Oka: I have to gay-I mean go

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Would survive the first ten minuets of a horror movie: Oka, Okami

Would NOT survive the first ten minuets of a horror movie: Berry, Galaxy

The protag: Dark

The serial killer: Akane

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Berry: The only reason you can't dig a hole straight through the earth is because your shovel would melt

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Literally any villan: you are worthless, you will always be the odd one out

Literally any protag/anti-villan: I caked out here to have a good time and I'm just feeling really attacked right now

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Random chick: I wish I had the ability to make boys nervous

Dark: hold a knife to their neck usually works for me

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Galaxy: "Casu Consulto?...like, what does this even mean?

Berry: accidentally on purpose.

Galaxy: ...and why do you know this?

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Reporter: how do you describe yourself?

Berry: verbally, though I've also prepared an interpretative dance alternative

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Okami: google, how do I get revenge on those who have foresaken me?

Google: the best revenge is letting go and living well

Okami:

Okami: bing, how do I get-

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Dark: honestly rules are fricking made to be broken

Okami: rules are made to be followed

Galaxy: yeah, I don't think they make things so you can break 'em...

Berry: LIES! Piñata's!

Okami: glowsticks

Dark: and rules!

Galaxy: yeah I guess spaghetti in a small pot is too

Galaxy: Wait, Dark, no.

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Berry, after Dark accidentally starts a war: *british accent* ah frick, I can't believe you've done this

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Okami: I have an idea but it involves hitting people

Dark: *smiles*

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Galaxy: if I where a millionaire I would buy a bunch a melons do I could be a melionaire

Berry: *high fives* how do we have friends?

Galaxy: *eating melon* because were melionares

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