I recently made some posters with GNR on PicCollage, featuring each member of the band alone, printed them and hung them in my room. I chat with them every day and they "reply".
So, this is today's morning's chat:
Me: *hums along to "November Rain" playing from Spotify*
Axl: You don't know all the words to "November Rain", do you?
Me: What the fuck, Axl? How do you expect I know all the lyrics to your goddamn eight-minute song!
Slash: Whoa. Too many swear words, young lady!
Me: Says Slash.
Slash: I guess you won.
Me: And I confirm you.
Axl: But you still don't know the lyrics!
Me: Axl, you are so unbearable! Izzy, tell him something!
Izzy: I'm not your conversation solver.
Izzy: I'm your therapist!
Me: You're my Chandler Bing quoter.
Axl: Chandler didn't say those very words.
Duff: Axl, don't pick up another argument. Elizabeth is just as hot-tempered and stubborn as you are!
Me: Now I'm offended.
Duff: Somebody has to tell the truth.
Axl: And she still doesn't know the lyrics!...
Me: Alright, Axl! *opens computer and searches "november rain lyrics"
Me: When I look into your eyes, I can see a love restrained.
Darling, when I hold you,
Don't you know I feel the same.
Well, nothing lasts forever,
And we both know hearts can change.
And it's hard to hold a candle,
In the cold November rain
We've been through this such a long, long time,
Just trying to kill the pain...
Axl: You're reading them from the computer.
Me:*repeats everything without looking*
Axl: Now you have to learn the rest.
Me: You're killing me. You're killing me. Oh, you're killing me!
Steven: He's killing everybody.
Me: Thank you, darling.
Slash: Since when is he your darling?
Duff: Steven, back off my girl!
Me: 1. I'm Steven's. 2. You guys have really taken over my home.
Izzy: You have to love Freddie Mercury.
Me: And his cats.
Axl: What's this song?
Me(singing): Delilah!...Delilah!...
Axl: Bet ya don't know its full lyrics!
Me: Ya bet I'll learn the whole "November Rain" during this weekend?
Axl: Sunday Morning Classics.
Me: You're talking to the person who learnt the whole "Bohemian Rhapsody"!!!
Axl:...In only two months! Chill, Liz, your friend Milena learnt it in two days! You've got work to do!
Dad: Elizabeth! Come for breakfast!
Me(departing): You'll see, Axl!
Axl: HOW MUCH IS THE BET?
Me: 10 euros!
Me:*departs*
Axl: I'M WAITING FOR MY TEN BUCKS!
