I got an idea to sort all my favourite rockstars in Hogwarts houses.
Adler, Steven: HUFLEPUFF OF COURSE ARE YOU KIDDING ME RN
Bon Jovi, Jon: Gryffindor. Jon is so brave and warm-hearted there's no other place he should go to.
(Okay, I'm not doing it by alphabetical order because it's too hard)
Rose, Axl: Slytherin(he was a sure one)
Stradlin, Izzy: Ravenclaw(are you kidding me, man?)
Hudson, Slash: Hufflepuff. Slash has such a good heart and he's not very smart either(sorry, Slasher. Out of GNR only Izzy goes to Ravenclaw)
McKagan, Duff: Slytherin
Richards, Keith: Gryffindor
Watts, Charlie: Ravenclaw
Jagger, Mick: SLYTHERIN(he's our Malfoy)
Wyman, Bill: Gryffindor(the Stones have A LOT of Gryffindors)
Jones, Brian: Gryffindor(he was sure to go there)
McCartney, Paul: Ummm....I don't know...Slytherin. He thinks too much of himself.
Lennon, John: A SURE SLYTHERIN(and NOT in the good way)
Harrison, George: Hufflepuff?
Starr, Ringo: Hufflepuff.
Mercury, Freddie: Slytherin?
May, Brian: RAVENCLAW
Taylor, Roger: I was between Gryffindor and Slytherin but...Slytherin.
Deacon, John: Ravenclaw(we can't forget his sassy, witty self, can we?)
Cooper, Alice: Slytherin(that badassssss)
Cobain, Kurt: Ravenclaw
Novoselic, Krist: Hufflepuff
Grohl, Dave: Gryffindor
Young, Angus: Gryffindor
Sixx, Nikki: Gryffindor(this is not favouritism, I swear, as much as I love Nikki. At first I had put him in Slytherin)
Lee, Tommy: Hufflepuff(suitable, isn't it?)
Neil, Vince: S l y t h e r i n
Mars, Mick: Ravenclaw
Osbourne, Ozzy: Gryffindor(so badass and smart, he should be there)
Faithfull, Marianne: Hufflepuff
And some more people from the rock environment...
Everly, Erin: Hufflepuff(she has SUCH a good heart and she's so innocent)
Epstein, Brian: Ravenclaw
Seymour, Stephanie: Slytherin(WHERE SHE BELONGS, SHE'S A SNAKEEEEEEE)
Eastman, Linda(for the ones who don't know, this is the maiden name of Linda McCartney): Gryffindor, she's so unbeliviably smart and brave.
Beyrand, Dominique: Ravenclaw!
What do you guys think of the sortings? Are they appropriate? Please comment and let me know. Also, if you have some rockstar to suggest, I'll mke a part two!
