The Nerd Project (Re- writing)

9

When I hear somebody call my name I be like nope and act like I didn't hear them.
Hehe

How was your day?
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"Nuggett !" I yelled , jumping on his bed. Despite my hangover , today will be a good day for both me and Stefan.

"Haappy birthday !" Still jumping , I sing happy birthday to this sleepy boy who won't wake up for nothing.

"Ted , go away." He growled.

"Nope. I'm here to stayyy forever." I yelled in his ear grinning like a mad man.

Every year our birthday is the best days of the year , other than Christmas of course.

"Go away Teddy" he cried "I'm trying to sleep here."

"Don't you wanna know what you got?" I smirked , knowing he'd get up.

"You got me something?"

Now in your minds you pictured a happy little nugget , jumping for joy. Well , you thought wrong. He sounded mad. Really , really mad and a little disappointed.

"What's wrong? I thought you'll be happy you be happy I got you something this year." I was beyond sad .... And hurt. He didn't want the things I him?

"Don't spend money on me. We're leaving soon and you need to save every bit of it , not wasting it on something that's not important."

"Okay , first your nine , since when did 4th graders talk like that? And second , don't worry about that. That's my job. And third , your birthday is one of the most important dates to me. You being born was the best thing that ever happened to me , I like having a weird ass little brother." I paused for air before continuing "and just because I said ass don't mean you can say ass. You , my young friend , can only say butt , booty , and bum." I laughed at the word bum ... I don't know why but it makes me laugh. I mean just picture Niall Horan saying you have a nice bum.

Too funny.

"Still , don't spend money on me." He had a little power to his voice but there's not way I'm actually listen to him.

"Look ," I start "what were doing is for you. Spending money on you won't make a difference on if we leave or not. Which we are but I like spending money on you."

His face softened "I don't want you to."

"Okay , that's it." I picked him up , slinging him over my shoulder , leaving his room.

Walking down the steps , I almost fell "jeez , you can't kill me on my birthday." He joked , hitting me playfully on my back.

"Oops."

"Walk faster , since you already bought the shi--" he stopped , lifting his head to look at me "stuff. Since you already bought the stuff , I want to know what it is this birthday not my tenth one."

Raising my eyebrows at him I spoke in a warning but playful voice "you think Im stupid? I knew you were about to cuss. If I hear you cuss , even once I'm going shave your head. Bald.'' I laughed a little but covered it up with a evil smirk "and I'll sing night changes to you." I added

"What's night changes?"

"One direction's new song."

"You wouldn't." Nugget's voice shook ask he spoke

"I would. I've been waiting to sing that song to somebody. Your the perfect person Stefen."

He gasp "Stefen?" I only call him by his first name when I'm mad or not in the mood for joking.