😈 (except taylor cause she's an 👼🏻) club
Brendon
alright. so here is the plan
Crackhead
WAIT. I HAVE TO CHANGE THE GROUP CHAT NAME
Brendon
to what?
Crackhead has changed the group name to "OPERATION: TWINK TRAP"
Brendon
really?
Crackhead
WE ALSO NEED CODENAMES
Brendon
no we don't
Crackhead
ASHLEY IS "BI SPY"
Ashley Tisdale
makes sense
Crackhead
HAYLEY IS "DEMON MIDGET"
Wayley Hilliams
? we could have just stick with "midget"
Crackhead
JON IS "SANDAL LORD WHO I HAVE WEIRD DREAMS ABOUT"
Stoner
...care to explain?
Crackhead
PROBABLY SHOULDN'T
Crackhead
SPENCER IS "LONG LOST MADRE"
His Royal Bitchiness
what the fuck?
Crackhead
HI MOM 2
Crackhead
DALLON IS "DADDY BREADSTICK"
Mr. Giraffe
why is that better than "daddy long legs"?
Crackhead
Z IS "NECROPHILIAC WHO I HAVE HAD DREAMS ABOUT AS WELL"
Queen Z
flattered
Crackhead
GEOFF IS "DILDO"
Geoffrey
BABE NO
Crackhead
TAYLOR IS "WOMAN WHO MAKES ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY"
Mama Tay
okay then
Crackhead
BRENDON IS "JERKFACE WHO DOESN'T DESERVE RYAN"
Brendon
seriously awsten?
Mama Tay
is he wrong?
Ashley Tisdale
well deserved codename 😌
Queen Z
agree
Brendon
fine, i deserved that.
Crackhead
SO WHAT IS THE PLAN JERKFACE WHO DOESN'T DESERVE RYAN
Brendon
🙄
Brendon
here is how it is going to go.
🙀
note
so excited for the next chapter!!
have a good day!
👼🏻
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