— I CARE ABOUT YOU. DEEP DOWN I'M TOO COWARDLY TO SHOW IT.
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"hey (y/n), there's a package for you!"
"coming!" she shouts from her room above, and rushes downstairs. "who is it from? i don't remember ordering anything online." her face contorts with confusion, and her aunt shrugs in response. neither of them knew. "anyway, thanks!" she thanks her busy aunt, who merely nodded and up she went.
the box is well-packaged, and she shook it. there was no sound, but it was light. (y/n) tore the tape without hesitation, removing the bubble wrap around the mysterious box.
"huh?" a piece of paper slips out.
to whom it may concern, forget it. concern a chicken's butthole. you reading this. i'm not gonna list names because i know you. anyway- here's a phone. you'll need it one day. i've saved my number on it in case you need me, but i'm sure it's going to be just fine for your ratty self. don't disturb me unless it's urgent. i'll rip you to shreds if you call me without a logical reason. now piss off.
- handsome.
suddenly cyrus wasn't so bad anymore, and the girl took her time to unbox everything. there is a new phone (looks similar to bay's.. coincidence?), as well as a few small things. the phone was already on, but it looked brand new.
she tapped on the contacts button, not surprised to find the only contact there- cyrus.
PRETTY BOY ✨🌟, it read.
she gags, putting the phone aside to dig deeper. she'd call him later, just for the sole purpose of annoying the living daylights out of him. "and what's this?"
it wasn't something she had touched before, but it was dang well known to her. her hand visibly shook, as she hoped for the best- and obviously, her hopes were let down.
in her hand, was a gun.
───── ❝ SOLIPSISM❞ ─────
ME ay yo cyrus my boi
ME i mean hey cowboy wassup
ME lmao that was the worst first impression ever hh
PRETTY BOY ✨🌟 who the hell are u what the hell u want
PRETTY BOY ✨🌟 i swear if its u, the uglyass contractor from next door with the wart on ur nose
PRETTY BOY ✨🌟 i'll slit ur throat and personally kill u.
PRETTY BOY ✨🌟 got it?
ME dang sis
ME WHO HURT YOU AKASKL 😭😭😭😭🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
ME anyway dude it's me (y/n)
PRETTY BOY ✨🌟 wdym (y/n)?
ME that's right baby the one and only mighty (y/n)
PRETTY BOY ✨🌟 oh wait. it's you. i told you not to bother me.
PRETTY BOY ✨🌟 nice to see you alive. now piss off.
ME mmmm am i feeling loved rn by how you type lollll anyway
ME i still hate u
PRETTY BOY ✨🌟 okay.
ME wdym okay u should be all like "soRrY"
ME smh yall men. Read at 16:47
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personally i would date cyrus ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ urgh he's like BABEY boyfriend material hhh can i be (y/n) bcs honestly same
