Rodrick Story (idk what to call it)

4. I look hotter!

"Roddy wake up."
He looked up and saw me.
"Yeah one minute." He groaned.

"Susan!!!" I Yelled.

"W-What are you doing?" He Yelled jolting out of bed.

He slipped off his shirt and raced over to his drawer grabbing out board shorts.

"Dude! I'm right here!"

"Well then can you start closing your blinds?"

My face went red.

He cupped my chin "Awe" he mocked.

"Also remember the boys wanna stop past and pick up Rowley."

"What, baby hippo?"

I nodded.

"Eyeliner or no eyeliner?" He asked.

"Is it waterproof?"

"Is it supposed to be waterproof?"

"Well you don't want it running down you're face. Also, Heather Hills is going to be there so..."

His ear pricked up.

Ugh, Heather Hills. What did he see in her? Last I checked she was still her snobby, stuck- up self.

"Let's go." He called in a British accent linking my arm in his.
"Let's begin our promenade." I replied in the same accent.

"Our what?" He questioned.
"Never mind" I rolled my eyes.

-

We got there and everyone immediately ran into the pool area, leaving me at the receptionist desk.

"Can you please limit the Cornell's budget to $100?" I asked handing her my money.
"Sure thing hun, would you like the balance to go to usual tomorrow?"
I nodded my head.
"Thanks,"
"Enjoy yourself sweets."

I walked to the pool area and seen it wasn't as busy as usual. I scanned to find where the boy put their stuff and saw Rodrick laying down in the country club robe with his glasses shaded over his eyes. I took off my robe, shoes and glasses off my head and placed them in my beach bag beside him then stole his glasses off him and put them on.

"Hey! Oh," he gasped.
I posed at him and made a face at him wearing the glasses.

"I think I look 100000x times better than you." I boasted using my hand as a frame around my face and making silly faces at him.

He smiled.
"Totally" he replied biting his lip and stroking his chin (y'all know how the cringey fuck boys do it?) as a joke.

I slid them onto his head.

"Cya in the pool." I winked at him as he saluted at me.

I doggy paddled over to Rowley and Greg.
"Where's Will?" I asked.
"In the bathroom, 'freshening up' you know how it is."

"What are you guys doing?" I question.

Rowley's eyes widened and Greg smiled awkwardly.