N.Flying Imagines

Jaehyun 🥔 Toilet Paper

04/25/20
587 words
first pov
comedy

"The toilet paper is out again." I sighed heavily looking at the shelf where the toilet paper is supposed to be.

Just then, some dude with a huge ass cart, was pushing toilet paper to restock!!! Ohhh the glory I was experiencing.

Days without toilet paper now it's right in front of me, it was like heaven. So much toilet pape-

I was caught out of my daze when people rushed to the toilet paper and I was pushed to the front of where the commotion was happening.

I tried to reach out for a toilet paper but was pushed and I accidentally pushed someone with me, making me fall on them.

And then I realized it was the toilet paper guy! His eyes widened as I looked back at his and I hurriedly got back up, I cleared my voice and looked around totally forgetting about the toilet paper.

Once I got up, the toilet paper was gone again and I groaned when I came to realization: I NEEDED TOILET PAPER.

I helped the toilet boy up and begged him, "Oh please, if you have extra toilet paper packages please give me atleast maybe one? Or two even?..." I trailed off, "Just any would do!!" I whined and he shrugged.

"I don't think I'm allowed."

"But I've been wanting to get my hands on these toilet papers, and it's always sold out so I've never gotten the chance."

"You might have to find another store then." He shrugged as if it wasn't his problem.

I took a deep breath and looked to the ground before looking up, "Look, you don't UNDERSTAND how long I've been looking for the fricking toilet paper. And this is my 12th store today so just do a customer a favour and give me a toilet paper package?? Even one roll would do just.. give me toilet paper.."

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"That's all we got."

I breathed out, my bpm would be near 200 by now.

"This is paper towel, this is not TOILET PAPER!" I almost yelled toilet paper but kept my cool as he snuck me in and his coworkers could hear.

"It's better than nothing?" He scoffed.

"Better than nothing? I'd rather not have the feeling of sand paper scrape my ass after I take a shit."

"Just wet it and it'll be fine." He was about to leave when I called him back.

"Jaehyun." I called and he stopped to turn around.

"How'd you know my name?" His right eyebrow raised itself.

I pointed at his name tag, "Your name tag."

"Don't leave me, I don't know where the exit is." I shyly admitted.

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He led me to the paper towel section and of course.

That too was sold out.

"Holy fu-"

Jaehyun tapped my shoulder and I looked back, "Well.. I do have some toilet paper."

My eyes lightened up just by hearing that. "Where??"

"Wait a few minutes, my shift is almost over."

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He showed me his collection of toilet papers and I took a breather before speaking again.

"This.." I gasped for air, "Is why I can't be around people like you."

I took out my puffer and took a long gasp from it.

"What's wrong? I can give you like two if you want but the rest are for me, okay?" I looked at the fifty rolls of toilet papers sitting around the sink.

"THIS IS WHY TOILET PAPERS ARE SOLD OUT. BECAUSE OF YOU PEOPLE."

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