004 | captain mayonnaise pt. 1

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"Who can tell me the easiest crime to commit?" Ray asked

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"Who can tell me the easiest crime to commit?" Ray asked.

"Jay-walking!"

"Jay-dancing!"

"Stealing my phone."

"Trying to kill me and my sister."

"Why call it a crime? We're only prosecuted."

Ray snapped his fingers, "You're all wrong. Except for Miles."

"No, I'm talking about a crime that's so easy, it's like taking candy from a baby. SCHWOZ!"

Schwoz skipped in holding a lollipop, and wearing something of course a baby would wear.

"I am baby, I loves me lolli, and I hope no one takes from me." He says in a plain tone.

"So, you want us to stop you from taking candy from a baby?" Mika smirked a bit.

"Oh, not me!" Ray shook his head, "I'm far too good a person for that. You're stopping..." He turned and a few seconds he turned back around wearing a mustache.

"Roy!"

"Roy?" Miles repeated.

"It's Ray, but evil." Schwoz says, "And I hope he no takes my lolli."

"Oh, Roy's taking that lolli! Unless somebody stops me!"

Chapa ran up, "Get zapped!"

"Nope."

"Okay, maybe this one!"

"Miss."

"Or this one!"

"Miss!"

"Stop it!"

"Fail."

"St-stop dodging!"

"Roy don't dodge."

The last spark Chapa zapped hit Schwoz instead.

"Dang it!" She stomped her foot.

"You failed to stop Roy. Next!"

Bose was next to go up, "Did it get a little cloudy in here? 'Cause I think a brainstorm's a brewin'!" He glanced at Veronica and winked.

Veronica just pursed her lips and nodded at him. Crud, he winked at me! She thought.

"Ooh!" Ray says, "Sick entrance line. Roy approves! Let's see how you do with the execute!"

Bose got in his little pose and grunted, lifting the baseball bat up.

"Okay, how's that supposed to stop Roy?"

"Whack him, Bose!" Veronica encouraged him, smiled brightly.

Bose did whack him, but not so hard. He dropped the bat and sighed.

"Sorry, guys. One more grunt and I have to change my pants again today."

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