DaneSepticeye5 dares Schneep to roast everyone except Chase
Schneep: glady *walks out, goes to Marvin's room and knocks*
Marvin: *opens the door* what?
Schneep: a fur topped cape, a cat mask. What are you a furry?
Marvin: what no!
Schneep: could of fooled me
Marvin: *slams the door in Schneep's face*
Schneep: eh not my best roast *walks and knocks on Seán's door*
Seán: *opens door* what's up Schneep?
Schneep: what's the different between you and a cookie?
Seán: uhhh what?
Schneep: one is actually tastey
Seán: since when do you know what I taste like
Schneep: I tried the closest thing I could
Seán: which was?
Schneep: your mum
Seán:..... WHAT!!!
Schneep: *runs away*
Seán: GET YO ASS BACK HERE!!
Schneep: *knocks on Robbie's door*
Robbie: *opens door*
(It is part of the dare I'm sorry Robbie)
Schneep: even Chase and Stacey's marriage held together better your limbs.
Robbie: *is just in shock*
Schneep: *closes the door and knocks on Jackie's door*
Jackie: *opens door* you need something Hen?
Schneep: *narrows eyes* do I look like a damn chicken to you?
Jackie: take the glasses off and yeah
Schneep:.... *closes door* I can't roast that guy he's too powerful *goes and to JJ's room*
(I'M SO SORRY JJ FOR EVEN TRYING TO ROAST YOU)
JJ: *opens the door* *signs* you are ok old pal?
Schneep: stop trying to live out the british sterotype and drink something other then tea for a change
JJ: *signs* is this a dare?
Schneep: yes
JJ: *nods before closing the door*
Schneep: now Anti *gulps, goes to the living room and finds him watching TV* hello
Anti: what's the dare?
Schneep: are you sure you're eternal?
Anti: yes why? *looks at Schneep who shivers under his glare*
Schneep: cause you look more a turtle
Anti: *nerve pulses in brow* the dare was to roast me wasn't it?
Schneep: *nods*
Anti: well a lightbulb could roast better then you
Chase: OOHHHH
I'm slow on updates sorry I'm procrastinating, more updates will be soon as I have a dare and a question in the works.
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