That's Not How the Story Goes (Dunclet & Kladora) On Hold

#o-An Introduction

In order to get a better idea of the story, please read the full summary first. It would go here in the story
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If you are processing this sentence right now, you've made a grave mistake. You've done the work to read the summary, which should have turned you away from this, not make you read it.

You've clicked on the read button or the cover and waited till the loading circle has ceased yet you are still reading. I'm not cruel enough to continue to point out these warnings since you still won't go.

When I received a package from the Baudelaires and the Quagmires addressed to Lemony Snicket, I didn't know what to do. He used to be the owner of the house I'm living in, before he died peacefully of old age. I've figured he would want me to open the package.

Inside were the exactly 38 notebooks all filled with how to fix the stories so they are accurate, because he left many parts out. I was originally mad at him for not telling the true story and changing things so he could put his own ideas in but once I found out the truth, I understood why.

Even with all the treachery and deaths that are included in the original ASOUE, I found there was much more to it and an ending I wish I never knew. But since other than the characters that are still with us, I'm the only one that knows the real truth so it is my job to tell the real story. I will attempt to write it in the style that L.S. did, but I can't promise you'll like this story any more than his.

I've converted these notes into dialogue and I've found it would be resourceful to switch between the characters POVs as if it was them telling the story.

Much to my dismay, I will continue to where L.S. started to tweak the books in the Austere Academy. But, truly, this world you are about to learn about will not be quiet . It will be loud, obnoxious, and deafening, like a character I am soon to introduce. You most likely already know who this might be.

Yours,
Helena Woods