ASOUE from The Austere Academy and on but what really happened and with Quigley
If you've read the ASOUE books, you've been reading lies. Lemony Snicket has modified the story for Borge the better and the worse. It wasn't until the fifth book did he...
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Helena's 3rd POV Carmelita Spats, much to the world's dismay, owned tap shoes. You heard her before you saw her. Once you did see her, the pink floofyness would blind you. Was that a real word? Most likely not. But neither was cakesniffer. She would use the word anyways.
"Do you hear something?" Klaus Baudelaire asked his other siblings.
Violet and Sunny both nodded their heads.
"It sounds like footsteps, but their abnormally loud and kind of annoying." Violet said.
The Quagmires, sitting on the opposing side of the bench, could identify this noise quickly. They knew from unfortunate experiences.
"This day seemed to be going fine Until I realized Carmelita would soon pass by." Isadora said to her other siblings.
She had just absently made up a couplet. Carmelita then rounded the corner and came into their field of view.
"Hey watch this," Quigley whispered.
He stuck out his foot.
Because of this, Carmelita had lost her footing and nearly fell onto her face.
Isadora and Duncan stared at their brother and nudged him.
"The hell was that for?" Quigley asked 'innocently'
"You're gonna get us in trouble." Duncan snapped back. "Carmelita is gonna accuse us and then she'll make up stories about us and we'll be so embarrassed that we have to move to some distant country like Belarus-"
"Duncan stop rambling you're gonna get us in trouble and you sound like a cat when you ramble." Isadora told him. "And Belarus isn't too far it's in South America-"
"-That's incorrect" Quigley spoke up
"Excuse me?"
"Belarus is in Europe and it's like halfway across the world-"
"None of this matters!" Duncan shouted aloud.
"Shut up Cakesniffer!" Carmelita said, still on the ground.
The Baudelaires stood up to help her.
"I don't need help from cakesniffers!" She yelled. "Why'd you trip me!"
"Weedae." Sunny said meaning "We didn't trip you!"
Klaus translated that for Carmelita.
"Well I obviously didn't stumble, I'm too adorable to do that!"
The Baudelaires looked at each other.
Violet cleared her throat. "Excuse us, but who are you?"
The red haired girl snickered. "Well I'm the most perfect girl at this school and my name-is-CARMELITAAAAAA! Only a cakesniffer wouldn't know that!"
