Urbosa: is everyone accounted for?
Guys come on give me a sign
Revali: Surprise Motherfucker
Urbosa: 🤦♀️
Link: Heyah!
Mipha: present? I'm really confused I feel like I have missed something
Daruk: more like you missed everything
Sidon: you have been out of commission for like the last three to six weeks
Mipha: 😱 how?!
Midna: teheh heh
Revali: thot
Daruk: that's not very helpful Rev
Midna: fr
Urbosa: ^No he means T.H.O.T. = That Hoe Over There
Midna: WOW so mature😒
Link: hmph
Mipha: Uh who are you?
Midna: Midna, I come from the Twilight Realm
Mipha: I thought that was a myth?
Midna: That's what they want you to think
Revali: So why does our stranger get to be on this chat
Sidon: Hey guys I found a Lynel!
Mipha: What r u doing?! I told you not to go up there!
Revali: Pls just answer my question
Midna: Because Urbosa let me on
Revali: Why Urbosa why?
Urbosa: um.. cuz
Revali: Oh Farore, pls tell me she didn't-
Midna: if you're implying that we slept together then yes
Urbosa: *sleepover
Midna: What's a sleepover?
Urbosa: Everything that weren't supposed to do in my room
Revali: I'm officially traumatized, send help
Daruk: you can get it through Gerudo express
Revali: that's the last place I want help
Midna: I can be of assistance
Urbosa: no
Daruk: so you guys slept together?
Urbosa: What part of sleep over do you guys not understand?
Midna: all of it
Revali: Why I wasn't invited
Urbosa: Oh Nabooru why do I put up with these people?
Daruk: we're are you're friends
Urbosa: Anyone else notice the amount of creatures popping up out of thin air?
Revali: it's like something is bringing them from the Twilight realm
Midna: You wish it was
Mipha: I literally thought that Lynel was gonna turn me into sashimi
Sidon: Does Lynel taste good?
Link: hah!
Mipha: ?
Midna: That's a yes
Mipha: you speak grunts
Midna: Trust me my lover was a man of very few words
Revali: What is happening?
Sidon: you're all going to die now
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Breath of the Wild; Champions Group Chat
Fanfiction*COMPLETED* GO CHECK THE SECOND ONE FOR MORE! These are random times no actual order. This is basically like a group chat where they text each other. When my other fict comes out I may incorporate some of the jokes into this one.
