Me: When I discovered we'd be getting a new teacher named Mr. Patrick, I freaked out at first because I thought it'd be Matthew Patrick
Girl: Oh my god, that'd be so cool! Matpat from Game Theory!
Me: YAS! YAS! I'M NOT ALONE! *runs around screaming* I'M NOT THE ONLY THEORIST!

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