A Kitty's Supernatural Pet Ferret with a Bowtie

You actually should

If you ever wanna write an Abridged version of one of my books, I'm 100% okay with that! Just tell me about it and give me credit!

Actually, it'd make my day if you made an abridged version of one of my books. If you haven't, you shouls. But I'm not forcing you. Just saying.

Wait, where was I going with this? =D